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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Today might be the day to buy that lotto ticket, my friend.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

"What numbers do you want?" "Uh... 1"

[–] Duallight@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think so. I'll have to use the broccoli plu code for part of the numbers haha

[–] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Speaking statistically, we can't know the odds of this specific weight without knowing the normal distribution of broccoli weights in that shop.

Therefore, the degree of luck currently orbiting around you remains unknown!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Hopefully OP didn’t use up all their luck on broccoli.

[–] snrkl 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's more dull in grams: 453.5924g

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Decimal pounds is disconcerting.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 12 points 2 months ago

Everything is exactly 1 of some dumb unit...

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With or without the plastic?

[–] Duallight@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

With the plastic. And I don't have a scale accurate enough to see if the bag would change it or not :/

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It would, with a .001 scale.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

What about the label?

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Still neat ^^

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why would a grocery store have a scale that accurate?! Weird. I screw around with chemistry experiments in the house and 10ths of a gram is plenty close enough.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Because scales for commerce are calibrated by professionals. I imagine every jurisdiction has a Weights and Measures division that requires periodic checking, ostensibly to prevent consumers from being ripped off.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Heb doesn't fuck around

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Time to go to your gas pump to fill up exactly some round number in your currency, without going over.

[–] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 months ago
[–] JayFonduh@lemmy.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Newman in seinfeld broccoli scene https://youtu.be/91au6Y5q8j0