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[–] QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip 129 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Would this make Donald Trump the first LGBTQ+ president?

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or does Clinton get to be both the first LGBTQ+ and first black president?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's one away from the trifecta! Just needs to show us his cooch now.

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[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, was probably the first

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

James Buchanan* was in a glass closet and won the election in 1836. Lifelong bachelor with a very close roommate.

Andrew Jackson called it out publicly.

James Madison was notoriously horny, who knows what he got up to?

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago

Nah, Bill Clinton

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, being gay isnt the issue. Being a massive prick that attacks LGBT people while doing LGBT things is the issue. The fun part is, you can now say the Trump is the very first LGBT President. In fact, I encourage everyone to celebrate him as the first LGBT president. Give him an LGBT lifetime achievement award for becoming the first LGBT president... He'll have a fucking stroke lol.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh he had a fucking stroke alright...

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Give him a nice shiny statue, then take it away and give it to Obama after further consideration, because Obama has admitted to fantasizing about men.

Guarantee it would lead to him raving about how much better he is at having sex with men.

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The hilarity of Trump sucking Clinton's dick isn't necessarily in the sexual orientation, it's in the hypocrisy of the people who are least tolerant of homosexuality being Trumps biggest supporters.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Least PUBLICLY tolerant of homosexuality I think it must be said.

Fairly certain MAGA is queerer than a 3 dollar bill

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That’s why whenever they’re in town grindr is very active.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Groyper culture particularly

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I like how conservatives are like "[X] country is bad because look how they treat Women and LGBT+ people"

meanwhile back at home... in conservative areas...

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In the bible belt*. Their bible apparently supports the idea that women are second class citizens

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

And supports slavery... Though I guess we could go on forever with this.

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[–] blave@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sucking your buddy’s dick does not make you gay

And it is, you know, fun

[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, supports this message

[–] blave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Whatever gets you through your buddy sucking your dick…

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It just dawned on me, the whole "Kamala Harris blowjob queen" move. Holy shit the projection...

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Every accusation.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I called it the other day: This is the same crowd that has used "cocksucker" as an insult for at least as long as I've been alive, and now they're going to turn on a dime -- especially if this rumor ends up being true (or persistent).

But also, there's a vast difference between mocking the head of a party that is overwhelmingly anti-LGBTQ+ in this manner to point out their hypocrisy, versus making homophobic statements about gay men in general. This is no different from making fun of trump/JD/Rudy for the photos of them dressed in drag when the whole party is and has demonized drag queens and the art of drag.

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[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

still homophobic tho, conservatives are just the wrong people to be calling it out (and if anything conservatives are the ideal target audience for the homophobic memes, since they are the ones most likely to be bothered by their Daddy being a closeted gay)

[–] BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nobody i know are outraged that Trump is, at least, bisexual.

We just find it really funny. Not because there is anything wrong with homosexuality, but because building your whole cult around bigotry when you are a minority, is kind of really fucking funny.

And all the mental gymnastics that conservatives are running to defend this right now, is prime entertainment.

Not every joke involving gays, are bashing at homosexuality.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not every joke involving gays, are bashing at homosexuality.

I do think jokes where the entire joke is that Donald Trump sucks dick is intended to be funny because homosexuality is taboo and sucking dick is considered bad, not just to Trump, but to people in general.

[–] BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I've made plenty of those jokes by now, iΓ¦and i can tell you thats not the case for anyone i know πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

The joke is a cult leader sucking cock while his cult hates cocksuckers πŸ˜‚

But we don't mention the cult in the jokes, because then the joke doesnt trigger them.

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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I actually half wish I was in some of these platforms where they congregate just to watch the drama.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah if a women blew clinton people wouldn't mene about it at all, it would barely even be a news story.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't tell if ironic or too young to remember.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Choosing to believe it's irony for my own sanity

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

it's too good not to be a joke πŸ˜…

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

the memes aren't homophobic, they're celebrating diversity.

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Bro-job, bro-job, Choo Choo!

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't find it funny because i'm homophobic... i find it funny because they are

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I don't find it funny because I'm homophobic"

LOL I guess I should read the rest of your sentence before thinking I have the whole story.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"People think I am a conservative just because I am homophobic and honestly stereotype hurts."

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What the fuck happened again? Who gave who a bj and why's it funny? I can't keep up, man.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

That's why presidents travel so much! The brojobs!

Brazil, you want free trade right? Can't find the micropenis? Fine! Unzip mah man!

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In all honesty the absolute weirdest thing about the whole Trump and Clinton BJ thing is that it never crossed my mind that those two would ever do anything close to that...

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

To be fair Mark Epstein said in a recent interview that β€œbubba” was NOT Clinton. Will that stop me from claiming that it is with my maga family members? Not in the slightest πŸ˜‚

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 month ago

Now with that perception, is that his face while getting a bj?

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wonder how the OTC actually feels about this?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Over the counter (meds)?

That's all I got. What is OTC?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Occupational Therapy Centers. Sometimes fellaltio is theraputic. It's not appropriate to shame someone for engaging in it. Unless it's Trump. Then it's hilarious.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there any way to rope my insurance into this and get them to pay for said fellatio? I need therapy.

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy in the meme is the Original Tribal Chief Joe "Roman Reigns" Anoa'i...The OTC.

I really could have gone my whole life without knowing his political beliefs. I don't like politics in my wrasslin'. But since he felt like he had to share and this is a political meme, that question came naturally to me.

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