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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What kind of idiot would choose dare? truth you can just lie, dare you end up stripping through your wedding screaming my pickle will pop tonight.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Every game I’ve ever played you had to alternate. Couldn’t just stick to truth.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago
[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

This may surprise you, but some people are adverse to lying. Even little white lies that harm “no one”.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you can just lie

Bro I loved playing "don't say or do anything embarrassing" with my friends growing up, it was such a fun bonding activity

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

People need to just participate in adolescent nonsense and develop some trauma, trust issues, or kink like the rest of us.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

people with less inhibition than sense

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Truth or dare?

Truth this time.

What’s your credit card info?

[–] user224 7 points 4 months ago

I don't remember.

[–] Snazz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Perfect response to the pizza gambit

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"I dare you to give me power of attorney over you."

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

DEAL! Your mess now! 😂

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fools! It’s gonna suck when a party sized pizza shows up and you gotta pay. The dare never said pay for the pizza.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Pay for the next pizza I order."

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tie the person down. If they can't order the pizza, you don't have to pay

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago

That just delays it

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok, here is your anchovies, kiwi and pineapple pizza, now you have to eat it in front of me

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You know what, rather that than Mediterranean vegetable one

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Order pizza for pay on delivery.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Alright; you never said I gotta pay for it, just place the order.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Sure but it’s gonna have pineapple on it.

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

nuh uh, Simon didn't say

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Sign this "Do Not Recesitate" order