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So next time you see a rat remember they paid for sex in their previous life. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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One of the most incredible images ever

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

"Spirit can't return
Spirit desintegrates"

oh thank god! I'll have this one please

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 16 points 3 months ago

"Become entertain dog (homo dog)" is great haha

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like how Michael Jackson snuck his way on there. Although it's not really clear how one would become him.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago

They need to clarify on the steps needed to be re-incarnated as Michael Jackson!

From what i can gather:

  1. Your parents has to do either Polite or Romantic sex, (I'm not sure if lady boy is covered by the pictograms below)

  2. Then you have to do some Free sex at a party

  3. Then you re-incarnate as a poor dog, which then entertain some homo people.

    a. Then you re-incarnate as a homo-dog?

  4. ??

  5. Michael Jackson

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe

Entertainer + Homo people => Became Entertain Dog. (Homo Dog)

???

Anyhow, him being mentioned like this is pretty dark.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago

Entertaining homo people become entertaining homo dogs.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Polite sex?

“Oof! Apologies.”
“Ah! That’s quite alright.“
“Ungh! I’m ever so sorry.”

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Polite sex: Keep calm and

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait! If I have sexual pay butt sex but eat only half my dinner I'm fine?!!!

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Make sex to 1 buttock (1!)!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Free sex ... (party)*

What does the asterisk refer to???

[–] ivn@jlai.lu 5 points 3 months ago

That's not an asterisk, that's a red star. It free sex from the party.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

More sexual... become Cockroach

This is hysterical.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So sexy sex makes lady boy?

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Cloth off

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

So, how much sexual until I become a cockroach? Asking for a friend.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I bet that was a weird orgy.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Babe I can't make it sexy tonight, that's how we get a kathoey for a kid"