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I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
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Ppl always say "fortune cookie" but no one calls it "meme cookie"
It could be a misfortune cookie
“fucked relationships.”
…am I right, fellas?
Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.
As did I, fellow nerd.
...in bed.
That's a tablecloth.
No, at the end of the fortune you say "in bed"
It makes it middle school funny.
I forgot about that lol
They obviously left out a word.
“relationships. amiright?”
That’s deep.
This means something. I can feel it in my bones.
No, I think that's correctly printed.
You forgot to add "in bed," everyone knows that's how fortune cookies end.
Sounds like a good fortune to me.
Definitely not misprinted. Why, you ask?
relationships.
Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha
Maybe we were destined to meet?
relationships.
One of my best typos: relationshit
Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.
Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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