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[–] poster596@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he longs for his comfort pose muskolini

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I fucking snorted lmao

[–] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a downwards smile too :(

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wait are you happy or sad about it

[–] WellTheresYourCobbler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

You’ll never know!!!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Someone edit it and flip the mouth upside down hehehe please I am begging

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

tenna-bow

I bow to you! ty ty ty this is so cursed I love it

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Wholesome Nole

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you also Heath Legswr Joker it up?

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how do i delete this image from my brain

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having to watch your hands create it

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

With long spindly fingers like spider legs

Or are those just mine

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you look at pictures of him in 1998 or whatever you begin to see the scope of the work he's had done, the guy probably can't move his upper lip area much

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He’s had so much work and he looks so off putting. There’s a book called Neverwhere by a guy who is a sex criminal so fuck that but it did have something that always struck with me. It has a bit where it describes a man in a suit but it was wrong, like it had been made by a tailor who had had the idea of a suit explained to them, but had never seen a suit before. Elon is like that. He’s like a human if you made them based on a second hand description.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I enjoyed Neverwhere and American Gods and I've been vaguely meaning to read Anansi Boys and the Sandman graphic novels, but I haven't read up on the author's crimes. I feel like I might not be able to enjoy the work or want to take his books off the shelf. I suppose that choosing to sustain this ignorance means I'm obliged to educate myself.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It’s some very bad shit. He’s not a redeemable character in my eyes. Like, put him in the plastic magneto jail.

Edit: I loved his books too, it sucks kitty-cri-texas

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That sucks, yeah like I say in my other reply I'd kind of picked that up by inference. Reading is kind of intimate in that you travel into the imagination of the author and I think it would preclude me from enjoying the work. Hard to separate the art from the artist in that kind of medium, because of the way reading is experienced.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Everytime time you seperate thr art feom the artist you are left wondering why the mediocre middle aged guy ends up with the 20 year old manic pixie dream girl. Which describes each of the works in question.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that’s a good way of explaining it. On a personal note, I think I’d be too focused looking for clues of his rotten behavior inside the pages to just sink into a book. I’d be clinical. That’s not why you read contemporary fantasy.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's really bad. Good Omens was one of my all-time favorites, and it's ruined for me now. Granted, a lot of the charm in that novel was Pratchett, but you can read Pratchett without Neil's baggage. Granted, you still have to work through some of Pratchett's more problematic shit once you get deep enough into Discworld, but it's comparatively mild.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I've read everything by Pratchett but have been putting off Omens for year, even before the gaiman allegations came out mainly because I cbf with another Christian mythology based story when I could just re-read a discworld banger, now I probably never will

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I had sort of picked that up through insinuation, and I wasn't avoiding reading about it because I didn't want my opinion of a precious 'lil author spoiled but because it's like, well I don't need to learn the details of another saga of abuse and all the people and institutions that abetted it. Thanks for the tip on Discworld, I know people have a lot of love for Pratchett but I've never read any of him. I don't do a lot of fun reading these days but I'll keep it in mind.

[–] Scarry@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You don't have to read up on what he did in detail, you can just trust the fact that people now refer to him as the SA guy who also happened to write some books and move on

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

If you're sensitive to that kind of thing definitely avoid the descriptions of what he did they're so much worse than the(still extremely fucked) bulk of metoo cases

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

from getting his skin retightened over and over

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

“Ok guys we need to name our villain for this world! What’s his name…?”

“How about Mr. Stink?”

“Nah, too on the nose…stink…stink how about Musk?”

MFW Elon Musk is the IRL Mr. Stinkmeaner

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Turn that frown upside down monke-beepboop

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Common in people who were discouraged from smiling as children