M. R. Ducks.
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Can I see your anus?
You mean urrectum.
I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.
The eye of the storm speaks back to you .... QUACK! QUACK!
New goal: use diffusion generative ai models to find approximate solutions to Navier Stokes that result in fluid flow mixes that look like pictures.
Time to review ito calculus and stochastic differential equations
I didn't understand quack
Most magnanimous of you mister Mephistopheles, may you never incur the the rightful righteousness of the wronged at the most portentous haberdashery
I am legally blind in one eye (just see very fuzzy color) and if I close my good eye this picture is indistinguishable from a low res image of Jupiter.
The swallows can barely make Capistrano and we've got geese on Jupiter.
So not a gas giant but a goose giant 🦩
This triggered my anantidaephobia
It's not the duck in front you can see that's the danger. It's the two ducks either side of you that you can't see...
I knew there was life on Jupiter! I knew it! People would always tell me "gas giant" or "no solid surface" and that I was crazy. But who's the crazy one now?