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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A reasonable request, either way you read it

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mkay... How does one fulfill the request to "gay dogs?"

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

first step in "be pet gay dogs" is getting yourself a nice collar

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ah, that explains it - leather, I'm guessing?

[–] Forester@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too old & out of the loop, I guess. Sorry.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know some folks into pup play from my circles who range from 40 to 65+ hahaha. Mostly gay dudes, so if you’re not gay dude, I can see how that might not have crossed your path.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope. Straight as can be (but without all the insecurities about my manliness that make so many become assholes). Thanks for clearing that up - makes me feel slightly less clueless.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

For more context pup play is more of a bdsm thing than a gay thing it's a roleplay sex thing

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Gay is still an adjective in that one. It is requesting gay dogs to be pet.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gay dogs deserve to be pet roo

It's what makes them gay.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I pet dogs frequently, do I now have to divorce my spouse due to irreconcilable differences of bodily parts?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, shit! Get it off! GET IT OFF!!!

NO, I DIDN'T MEAN GET THAT OFF!!!

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's difficult to be serious when you're gay (happy).

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's difficult to be serious when you're gay (pee pee in butt).

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Be Dogs, Pet Gay"

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

Perfectly normal fediverse user

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago
[–] qbus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think we need a , somewhere in here

It's right there in OP's title.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually I think the missing punctuation mark is a colon. Then it would say Be pet: gay dogs, which means that "gay dogs" is a clarification of which kind of pet we are being instructed to be.

I swear I'm fun at parties...

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Both is good tho.