Kneel down and see which one comes to me first
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I was going to say lie on the floor but that works too.
Do what a cat would do. Sit between then and see what happens.
Go get 2 empty boxes and place then outside of the rooms next to each other
One empty box...
This person cats
- stand between the two doors, like in this picture
- say "I'm gonna GET YA! who do I get first!?!" over and over, while looking back and forth and shifting your weight like you're about to pounce.
- whoever meows next, POUNCE at em. (or shuffle forward or whatever you can do). if they don't run away then pet em for a little bit while saying "gotcha gotcha gotcha!"
- return to step 1
Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.
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stand in the door way of the cat on the left. maintain eye contact and start conversating immediately with it.
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with your right hand, make the fingers appear to be toys to the one on the right to engage his predatorial skills directly.
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conversate with the one on the left until the one on the right is successful and draws blood.
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then yell out loud, startling both. now, neither want anything to do with you.
er go, no more guilt / choice.
Pspsps until they come to you.
Get the bag of treats….let them come to me…..muhahaha!
Yeah, this is a can of tuna situation.
Knock down the wall between the rooms.
Best idea in the thread
Finally, a trolly problem where nobody dies... unless the cats are just that vindictive.
MULTI CAT PETTING
Put my finger out, simulate scratching, see who wins.
These seem to be the rooms of a couple. I guess each person has a favorite cat that is waiting in their respective room. So if I am one of them I would have to pet my cat first to maintain trust because the situation is a setup to test my loyality.
Judging by the position of the camera I would assume that I am the person of the left room.
Get a toy from a different room and force them to come to you.
Black cat. Orange cat won't remember the betrayal for more than maybe five seconds.
Bring cat on right into the room on the left and have a party.
These creatures are remarkably portable if handled with care.
Lure both cats into the same room with treats. Failing that, choose the better cuddler
"Psst psst psst psst psst..."
Buy a dog.
They can hear each other and know what's up. Pick one up, move to the other, pick the second cat up, then carry them to the living room sofa together.
Close one of the doors and play with the other
Lay down on the floor and wait for one to come to you