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[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A chick with tentacles out of her genitals? I've seen that one before.

Squid Girl

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This looks like an ... Interesting show.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Man, i totally forgot about this show. I think I was exclusively under the influence every time It came on TV so I thought it was just a fever dream or something.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can i have some more of the Turkraken, please?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sadly, a cursory image search does not return a picture of a turkey next to Kraken rum and I have only the latter immediately available.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How to make sure you never have to host Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner ever again.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or ensure that you host every year if your friends are cool.

Though the roast on that bird is terrible.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

It's raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn't post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Aren't you supposed to put a tiny bar over Japanese p(|)rn?

What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your roast nightmare of the deep.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I believe I once heard it referred to as a turwhatthefucken.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

That's abhorrent. An affront to cooking.

There's no way you'll have a good cook on both!

Turducken but the ken is for kraken

[–] m3t00@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is that a Chithulhu or a Cthicken?

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago
[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That looks like a good weekend.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I can’t un see this!!!! My eyes!!!!

😳😳😳