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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 55 points 1 week ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn't covered his bases here.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Sure, but you don't go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hell is right here on earth 🙂

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You figured it out?

[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

you would love the work of the theologian James Cone

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide" [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]

Gonna need more apps.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But which one is right??!!! /S.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn't that convenient?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nah. Not for me at least. I'm done with religion (just don't tell my mom, she'd be heartbroken) and am glad about it. I'm also a middle-aged man, but still don't want my mom to know haha.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to my religious studies degree it was Mormonism

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don't necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

Dunno. I've only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago

I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago

Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard it was browser history?

[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

How to confuse a US border agent.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I was just thinking that this gave Benny vibes lol

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

That’s called Unitarian Universalism.

[–] BobWehadababyitsaboy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

afterlife hack

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look all you have to do is stay out of Michigan and you won't be in Hell.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, "Priests Street", in the Old Town in Stockholm.

Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, "Hell's ally", which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.

The entire block was known as Helvetet, "Hell".

This is the location:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA

This is where the gallows were located.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let's hope that one of the most important rules of both Christianity and Islam is that you shouldn't have another god

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No Gods before Yahweh/Allah (same God). Just make sure he's the first one.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right this does have me curious how many world religions you could juggle. I think you could practice both Christianity and Islam at the same time and still be within the rules.

Buddhism, Hinduism, and Taoism should be able to fit those rules as well.

Depends on how strict you want to be, the cumulative dietary restrictions would be rough.

Gotta sign those NCCs if you don't want to go to hell.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

reminds me of this from the Mummy

https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY?t=31

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

Or about 1000

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok, I did a little digging and it's Jewish. I was confused because the icon looked like a Greek sigma but the Hebrew samekh looks even closer

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like this would get you on some kind of list..

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

the "wemuslim" app X_X

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You must die in honorable combat you will freeze for an eternity inHelheim