this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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Posting this to slop because it's about a celebrity steakhouse and there's really no human reason to read it - other than for the quality of the writing, which is excellent.

She lit the drink. The steel wool pulsed with a warm, luxurious shimmer before almost immediately fizzling into a cold pile (yes, this is a metaphor). “The stem might be a little hot,” she warned, pawing the nest away from the glass. The drink tasted like a Cosmo someone had strained through a French Vanilla Yankee Candle.

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

The food might be slop but the writer was jumping from the top rope for every diss.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A sleaze of gold leaf added gold leaf. The dish was fine. Does anyone really want to eat like this?

Every time I read about luxury restaurants I have to go listen to the David Cross Edible Gold bit

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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