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[–] Seminar2250@awful.systems 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/my-goal-is-to-eliminate-every-line-of-c-and-c-from-microsoft-by-2030-microsoft-bets-on-ai-to-finally-modernize-windows

My goal is to eliminate every line of C and C++ from Microsoft by 2030. Our strategy is to combine AI *and* Algorithms to rewrite Microsoft’s largest codebases. Our North Star is “1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code”. To accomplish this previously unimaginable task, we’ve built a powerful code processing infrastructure. Our algorithmic infrastructure creates a scalable graph over source code at scale. Our AI processing infrastructure then enables us to apply AI agents, guided by algorithms, to make code modifications at scale. The core of this infrastructure is already operating at scale on problems such as code understanding."

wow, *and* algorithms? i didn't think anyone had gotten that far

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 2 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

Ah yes, I want to see how they eliminate C++ from the Windows Kernel – code notoriously so horrific it breaks and reshapes the minds of all who gaze upon it – with fucking "AI". I'm sure autoplag will do just fine among the skulls and bones of Those Who Came Before

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 1 points 54 minutes ago

They now updated this to say it is just a research project and none of it will be going live. Pinky promise (ok, I added the pinky promise bit).

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

So maybe I'm just showing my lack of actual dev experience here, but isn't "making code modifications algorithmically at scale" kind of definitionally the opposite of good software engineering? Like, I'll grant that stuff is complicated but if you're making the same or similar changes at some massive scale doesn't that suggest that you could save time, energy and mental effort by deduplicating somewhere?

This doesn't directly answer your question but I guess I had a rant in me so I might as well post it. Oops.


It's possible to write tools that make point changes or incremental changes with targeted algorithms in a well understood problem space that make safe or probably safe changes that get reviewed by humans.

Stuff like turning pointers into smart pointers, reducing string copying, reducing certain classes of runtime crashes, etc. You can do a lot of stuff if you hand-code C++ AST transformations using the clang / llvm tools.


Of course "let's eliminate 100% of our C code with a chatbot" is... a whole other ballgame and sounds completely infeasible except in the happiest of happy paths.

In my experience even simple LLM changes are wrong somewhere around half the time. Often in disturbingly subtle ways that take an expert to spot. Also in my experience if someone reviews LLM code they also tend to just rubber stamp it. So multiply that across thousands of changes and it's a recipe for disaster.

And what about third party libraries? Corporate code bases are built on mountains of MIT licensed C and C++ code, but surely they won't all switch languages. Which means they'll have a bunch of leaf code in C++ and either need a C++ compatible target language, or have to call all the C++ code via subprocess / C ABI / or cross-language wrappers. The former is fine in theory, but I'm not aware of any suitable languages today. The latter can have a huge impact on performance if too much data needs to be serialized and deserialized across this boundary.

Windows in particular also has decades of baked in behavior that programs depend on. Any change in those assumptions and whoops some of your favorite retro windows games don't work anymore!


In the worst case they'd end up with a big pile of spaghetti that mostly works as it does today but that introduces some extra bugs, is full of code that no one understands, and is completely impossible to change or maintain.

In the best case they're mainly using "AI" for marketing purposes, will try to achieve their goals using more or less conventional means, and will ultimately fall short (hopefully not wreaking too much havoc in the progress) and give up halfway and declare the whole thing a glorious success.

Either way ultimately if any kind of large scale rearchitecting that isn't seen through to the end will cause the codebase to have layers. There's the shiny new approach (never finished), the horrors that lie just beneath (also never finished), and the horrors that lie just beneath the horrors (probably written circa 2003). Any new employees start by being told about the shiny new parts. The company will keep a dwindling cohort of people in some dusty corner of the company who have been around long enough to know how the decades of failed code architecture attempts are duct-taped together.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

The short answer is no. Outside of this context, I'd say the idea of "code modifications algorithmically at scale" is the intersection of code generation and code analysis, all of which are integral parts of modern development. That being said, using LLMs to perform large scale refactors is stupid.

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 2 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

This is like the entire fucking genAI-for-coding discourse. Every time someone talks about LLMs in lieu of proper static analysis I'm just like... Yes, the things you say are of the shape of something real and useful. No, LLMs can't do it. Have you tried applying your efforts to something that isn't stupid?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 1 points 19 minutes ago

If there's one thing that coding LLMs do "well", it's expose the need in frameworks for code generation. All of the enterprise applications I have worked on in modernity were by volume mostly boilerplate and glue. If a statistically significant portion of a code base is boilerplate and glue, then the magical statistical machine will mirror that.

LLMs may simulate filling this need in some cases but of course are spitting out statistically mid code.

Unfortunately, committing engineering effort to write code that generates code in a reliable fashion doesn't really capture the imagination of money or else we would be doing that instead of feeding GPUs shit and waiting for digital God to spring forth.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 13 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Q: what kind of algorithms does an AI produce

A: the bubble sort

[–] Seminar2250@awful.systems 6 points 8 hours ago

this made me cackle

very nice

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 6 points 9 hours ago

God damn that's good.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Throw in the rust evangelism and you have a techtakes turducken

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 4 points 12 hours ago

Google's lying machine lies about fiddler Ashley MacIsaac, leading to his concert being cancelled.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)
[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

elsewhere on lemmy, a piece from the atlantic (be warned: they quote lasker/cremieux for some reason) on new shiny glp-1 agonist that you can order off telegram from some random ass chinese lab:

The tests, insofar as they are reliable, do flag problems. According to Finnrick Analytics, a start-up that provides free peptide tests and publicly shares the results, 10 percent of the retatrutide samples it has tested in the past 60 days had issues of sterility, purity, or incorrect dosing. Two other peptide-testing labs, Trustpointe and Janoshik, have said in interviews with Rory Hester, a.k.a. PepTok on YouTube, that they see, respectively, an overall fail rate of 20 percent and a 3 to 5 percent fail rate for sterility alone across all peptides.

isn't dear leader EY taking this? it's still not approved yet, so it's not available on normal market, and because it's peptide it's i.m. only. also, side effects not just for this one, but for entire class include anhedonia, which must be very rational thing to risk without medical need. chat, what's your p(infected sore on EY's ass)

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 1 points 58 minutes ago

this is the cheapass one they sell on ali

[–] saucerwizard@awful.systems 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I’m running ozempic and I haven’t noticed any anhedonia tbf. I think Yud claimed he had tried them and that they failed to work or something.

(fun fact: ozempics going generic up here in a few months because Novo fucked up the patent application. The peptide market thing gives me the willies.)

[–] cstross@wandering.shop 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

@saucerwizard Do you drink alcohol, and if so, what has semaglutide done to your desire to drink? (I know my alcohol consumption crashed by about 80% when I went on Rybelsus—the oral formulation of semaglutide, the GLP-1 agonist in Ozempic™—and it's a common enough side-effect that it's undergoing clinical trials as an anti-addiction medication.)

[–] saucerwizard@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Its gone completely out the window - anything more then a beer or two and I get nauseous. I get a free bottle of hard liquor from work every quarter (distillery) and I’m completely unable to touch the stuff now.

I also quit marijuana entirely, the only thing remaining is nicotine (which I do consider dropping from time to time). All and all, I think its been a good thing since I’m not sure I have the healthiest relationship with substances.

[–] cstross@wandering.shop 1 points 16 minutes ago

@saucerwizard I still drink *socially*, but it's very much an "I'll have a pint or two at the pub where I'm going to see friends", rather than "I'm going to the pub for a drink (with friends)". And zero inclination to drink at home, even with meals. Not that I did so regularly before, but semaglutide caused a marked loss of interest on my part.

I was *really* worried for the first six months that it had nuked my pleasure in writing, which would have been a disaster—it's my job—but I recovered.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 6 points 11 hours ago

good for you ig. ozempic is actually small enough (and profitable enough) to make it synthetically, but novo process is to make linear precursor by fermentation, purify that, then tack on it side chain and N-terminal H-His-Aib- using regular peptide chemistry methods. no such luck with retatrutide tho, it has to be entirely synthetic. the real big deal however will be about small-molecule drug that targets this receptor, because this means pills instead of injections from day 1

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 5 points 18 hours ago

We have a new odium symposium episode. This week we talk about Ayn Rand, who turned out to be much much more loathsome than i expected.

available everywhere (see www.odiumsymposium.com). patreon episode link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/haters-v-ayn-146272391

[–] scruiser@awful.systems 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

I posted about Eliezer hating on OpenPhil for having too long AGI timelines last week. He has continued to rage in the comments and replies to his call out post. It turns out, he also hates AI 2027!

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/ZpguaocJ4y7E3ccuw/contradict-my-take-on-openphil-s-past-ai-beliefs?commentId=3GhNaRbdGto7JrzFT

I looked at "AI 2027" as a title and shook my head about how that was sacrificing credibility come 2027 on the altar of pretending to be a prophet and picking up some short-term gains at the expense of more cooperative actors. I didn't bother pushing back because I didn't expect that to have any effect. I have been yelling at people to shut up about trading their stupid little timelines as if they were astrological signs for as long as that's been a practice (it has now been replaced by trading made-up numbers for p(doom)).

When we say it, we are sneering, but when Eliezer calls them stupid little timelines and compares them to astrological signs it is a top quality lesswrong comment! Also a reminder for everyone that I don't think we need: Eliezer is a major contributor to the rationalist attitude of venerating super-forecasters and super-predictors and promoting the idea that rational smart well informed people should be able to put together super accurate predictions!

So to recap: long timelines are bad and mean you are a stuffy bureaucracy obsessed with credibility, but short timelines are bad also and going to expend the doomer's crediblity, you should clearly just agree with Eliezer's views, which don't include any hard timelines or P(doom)s! (As cringey as they are, at least they are committing to predictions in a way that can be falsified.)

Also, the mention about sacrificing credibility make me think Eliezer is intentionally willfully playing the game of avoiding hard predictions to keep the grift going (as opposed to self-deluding about reasons not to explain a hard timeline or at least put out some firm P()s ).

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 1 points 45 minutes ago

it has now been replaced by trading made-up numbers for p(doom)

Was he wearing a hot-dog costume while typing this wtf

[–] Evinceo@awful.systems 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Eliezer is a major contributor to the rationalist attitude of venerating super-forecasters and super-predictors and promoting the idea that rational smart well informed people should be able to put together super accurate predictions!

This is a necessary component of his imagined AGI monster. Good thing it's bullshit.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Super-prediction is difficult, especially about the super-future. —old Danish proverb

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 3 points 5 hours ago

And looking that up led me to this passage from Bertrand Russell:

The more tired a man becomes, the more impossible he finds it to stop. One of the symptoms of approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important and that to take a holiday would bring all kinds of disaster. If I were a medical man, I should prescribe a holiday to any patient who considered his work important.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 15 hours ago

Watching this guy fall apart as he's been left behind has sure been something.

[–] lagrangeinterpolator@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago (11 children)

AI researchers are rapidly embracing AI reviews, with the new Stanford Agentic Reviewer. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong!

Here's the "tech overview" for their website.

Our agentic reviewer provides rapid feedback to researchers on their work to help them to rapidly iterate and improve their research.

The inspiration for this project was a conversation that one of us had with a student (not from Stanford) that had their research paper rejected 6 times over 3 years. They got a round of feedback roughly every 6 months from the peer review process, and this commentary formed the basis for their next round of revisions. The 6 month iteration cycle was painfully slow, and the noisy reviews — which were more focused on judging a paper's worth than providing constructive feedback — gave only a weak signal for where to go next.

How is it, when people try to argue about the magical benefits of AI on a task, it always comes down to arguing "well actually, humans suck at the task too! Look, humans make mistakes!" That seems to be the only way they can justify the fact that AI sucks. At least it spews garbage fast!

(Also, this is a little mean, but if someone's paper got rejected 6 times in a row, perhaps it's time to throw in the towel, accept that the project was never that good in the first place, and try better ideas. Not every idea works out, especially in research.)

When modified to output a 1-10 score by training to mimic ICLR 2025 reviews (which are public), we found that the Spearman correlation (higher is better) between one human reviewer and another is 0.41, whereas the correlation between AI and one human reviewer is 0.42. This suggests the agentic reviewer is approaching human-level performance.

Actually, now all my concerns are now completely gone. They found that one number is bigger than another number, so I take back all of my counterarguments. I now have full faith that this is going to work out.

Reviews are AI generated, and may contain errors.

We had built this for researchers seeking feedback on their work. If you are a reviewer for a conference, we discourage using this in any way that violates the policies of that conference.

Of course, we need the mandatory disclaimers that will definitely be enforced. No reviewer will ever be a lazy bum and use this AI for their actual conference reviews.

[–] JFranek@awful.systems 4 points 1 day ago

Problem: Reviewers do not provide constructive criticism or at least reasons for paper to be rejected. Solution: Fake it with a clanker.

Genius.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the noisy reviews — which were more focused on judging a paper’s worth than providing constructive feedback

dafuq?

[–] lagrangeinterpolator@awful.systems 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yeah, it's not like reviewers can just write "This paper is utter trash. Score: 2" unless ML is somehow an even worse field than I previously thought.

They referenced someone who had a paper get rejected from conferences six times, which to me is an indication that their idea just isn't that good. I don't mean this as a personal attack; everyone has bad ideas. It's just that at some point, you just have to cut your losses with a bad idea and instead use your time to develop better ideas.

So I am suspicious that when they say "constructive feedback", they don't mean "how do I make this idea good" but instead "what are the magic words that will get my paper accepted into a conference". ML has become a cutthroat publish-or-perish field, after all. It certainly won't help that LLMs are effectively trained to glaze the user at all times.

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[–] korydg@awful.systems 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

What do you expect, it's a mixed-up crazy world where East is West and West is East and ...?

[–] misterbngo@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

randomly placed and statistically average, just like real rivers!

I hear they have the biggest bal of tine in Hond.

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[–] sinedpick@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago

Sean Munger, my favorite history YouTuber, has released a 3-hour long video on technology cultists from railroads all the way to LLMs. I have not watched this yet but it is probably full of delicious sneers.

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