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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

I know what they meant, but "head of Minecraft" sounds funny to me. Like "my dad works at Nintendo" vibes lol

[–] xyguy@startrek.website 2 points 2 hours ago

Theres always Luanti. Its a lot easier to mange for computer lab installs than trying to juggle Minecraft education licenses.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

has anyone made any free and open-source versions of minecraft?

[–] Yggnar@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

It's not free or anything but I recommend vintage story.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago
[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Dont feel like mining? $.99 will get you a stack of whatever block you need to build a base home!

Don't feel like crafting? Buy blueprints to the most extravagent of builds! Only $19.99

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 3 points 2 hours ago

NEW: Minecraft CREATIVE DLC. now you can build whatever you'd like with UNLIMITED materials, flying powers and NEVER DYING. for only 19,99$. WHAT A STEAL

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

The second one will definitely happen. People already paying builders for nice buildings, and I bet Micro$oft wants in on this market

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Interesting to see how this pans out.

Minecraft really isn't a game where microtransactions work, at least on the ethical stuff. It's a game about creativity and sharing, which means a lot of people won't be bothered with mtx.

The elephant in the room is that there's a giant ecosystem of paid server nonsense, most of which is basically pay-to-win and gambling for school kids, which Microsoft and Mojang somehow approve. They just think it's unfair they don't get a cut, hence the push for Bedrock marketplace and servers. Thing is, if Microsoft really starts seriously sticking their fingers into that pie, I really hope the regulators start waking up.

[–] Flipper@feddit.org 9 points 7 hours ago

My man, have you seen the bedrock edition?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

If Roblox gets to why can't we?

-Microsoft

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Minecraft Java edition feels like the "community" version of the game while bedrock seems like the awful micro transaction playground for Microsoft.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 12 hours ago

Minecraft Java Edition is Minecraft and Minecraft "Bedrock Edition" is an awful Microsoft rip-off because Microsoft is bad at everything and wholly hostile to consumers and other businesses and run by ants.

[–] TeamTeddy@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They're never gonna put that stuff into Java, that's the fully Mojang version of the game. And even then it'll be as easy as ever to mod anything they try adding out.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, not if it's launcher level

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 22 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

We have third party launchers already? Does that solve da issue

Prism Launcher is amazing btw

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[–] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

I haven't seen the official Minecraft launcher in a LONG time. Not sure what you trying to imply here.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago

Minecraft has been dead for a while now. There's nothing really there apart from nostalgia and some mods.

For anyone looking for a spiritual successor to pre-Microsoft Minecraft, there's Vintage Story.

If you absolutely need to play Minecraft, just pirate it. Microsoft doesn't deserve a single cent.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 41 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What a fantastic awareness campaign for Luanti!

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 11 points 14 hours ago

Luanti is actually pretty great so far. Some of it is jank in the way that you can tell its made by people who make software not necessarily artists but its still a good time. A lot of effort has gone into it over the years and I appreciate its existence

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago

Holy crap the map is 62,000 x 62,000 x 62,000?!?

Alright I'm gonna have to give this a try, I always felt the maps in Minecraft weren't nearly deep enough.

[–] SpaceCheeseWizard@lemmy.zip 16 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Highly recommend Vintage Story to those who love the survival aspect of Minecraft. In my opinion, it also offers a lot more creative freedom but you really have to work for it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Been playing VS since before it had seasons or food decay. It's incredible to see how far it's come.

[–] SpaceCheeseWizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

I just started back in November. It's easily become one of if not my all-time favorite game to play. It's absolutely solid and I forget it's still in early access.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Vintage Story is a very different, much more hardcore beast compared to Minecraft.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, it's awesome. Survival as it should have been.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 48 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Bedrock has been doing shitty monetisation for ages. Play Java, enjoy.

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[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

What an amazing time to have started playing Vintage Story

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Another little reminder:

  • if you play games, do not buy microtransaction items or, if possible, games that try to sell them.
  • If you are a parent, do not let your kids buy microtransaction items or games that try to sell them.
  • If you know a parent who is not a gamer, share these concepts with them. They won't have these sorts of things piped into their bubble under any normal circumstances.
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

My kids, 10 and 14, are very anti corporate greed and I couldn’t be more proud. They also complain when they aren’t on the local WiFi if they are playing mobile games because the ads don’t get blocked. A couple years ago my youngest asked me to turn ads on so he could hatch monsters or something faster, I bypassed his device and a couple months later he was complaining that the game is a time sink full of ads and he doesn’t want to play it anymore and wants ad blocking re-enabled.

They aren’t perfect and I have never tried to preach to them too much. Not really sure where I was going with this but your post reminded me how much I appreciate that my boys actively avoid and protest against playing games with ads and micro transactions at such a young age and I felt like sharing with someone.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

FWIW, simply living with an adblocker for a while will inoculate you to a lot of the most predatory BS. My wife had a similar experience. At first she was annoyed by the dual pi-holes I set up, because they broke her sponsored Google search links. Then she learned to skip those first few links and got used to having ads blocked. We recently moved, and I hadn’t had time to set them back up. I have simply been using the new ISP’s modem/router.

Last week, she basically begged me to find some time to set the network stuff back up, because she hated seeing ads now. She got used to the pi-holes, and then they were suddenly gone. She was like “yeah a lot of my favorite sites are basically unusable now. I don’t know how the hell I ever functioned before you set those things up…” What sent her over the edge was when she noticed an ad on our TV’s sleep screen. Not even in the show we were watching. Just on the sleep screen, because the show had been paused for like 15-20 minutes. That one ad was the straw that broke the camel’s back, because even when the device was idle it was still trying to show her ads.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Bedrock Minecraft has always been the micro transaction version of Minecraft.

If you're playing Bedrock and are now worried about Microtransactions, that's on you.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 45 points 22 hours ago (9 children)
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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (6 children)

They just removed obfuscation from Java Edition. If they even try to do a single stupid move - like with chat reporting a few years ago - it will be simply modded out of the game.

The only thing that they might be able to do is increase the price for buying the game, mess with the accounts or illegally change their EULA - without notifying anyone - again.

Bugrock Edition on the other hand is already a dumpster fire for years, so nobody really cares about that one in the first place...

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