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[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Extremely surprised there wasn't a line about him joining the IDF and spearheading their sperm extraction program.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

afaik the idf uses a cattle prod lmao

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

YOULL GET THE SEMEN IN TIME WITH MY NEWLY PATENTED SPERM COLLECTOR

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why does this read like a Billy Mays line...

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE (CUM)

Cops are the whiniest little piss pigs ever over their fucking pay, I swear there's no "profession" more overpaid and simultaneously self flagellating over how their heroic "sacrifice" isn't paid well enough, as if overtime paying them 6 figures to fucking stand around with their dicks in their hands looking for poor people to harass isn't enough

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

least murderous pig

[–] christian@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm mostly curious about the sequence of clicks that led you to this wikipedia article.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

The kind people over at the true anon sub on reddit

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wish he designed a fleshlight that squeezed his dick as hard as he squeezed perp's necks

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

He squeezed his pig alright.