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it's funny how conservative now can't make art. when in the past they made the lion king. a good movie that happens to support apartheid.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

Timon and Pumbaa are supposed to be Rosencrantz and Guildenstern if we consider Sumba as Hamlet. The latter pair betrayed Hamlet and spied on him for King Claudiuz and the former pair just distracted him from his duties. That makes sense in a Disney version.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 124 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Heart warming story of a royal toddler who noped the fuck out after being caught up in a political murder scheme, met two stoners, became a stoner himself, and kinda just did nothing but be a stoner until his ~20s when he was finally swayed to put the blunt down after his toddler-crush just randomly shows up one day and fucks him. He then proceeds to overthrow the government.

They just don't make wholesome movies like that anymore. <3

forgot about apartheid. he overthrew the government to reinstate his family legacy, Apartheid rule.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He was down bad. Can you blame the man?

Disney: and make sure you give the girl cat 'fuck me' eyes.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 28 points 2 days ago

This GIF is known as the furrymaker.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why does the color saturation on this look like it was taken from a Disney McDonald’s plate that’s been through the dishwasher too many times?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh wow have you tried just not fucking worrying about it?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Time for a rewatch, it's kinda worse.

Simba: I killed my dad, was exiled on penalty of death, and almost starved to death.

Chucklefucks: Have you tried eating bugs and positive thinking?

longer write upSimba thinks he killed his father. Then some killers chase him away from his home and everything he's ever known. Then he nearly starves to death.

These two fuckers charge up on a lark, just looking for kicks by scaring buzzards, only barely stopping to care when one notices he's still breathing, and only then because they want to use him as their personal bodyguard.

Then they tell his starving carnivore ass to eat some bugs, and finally the "have you just tried shutting the fuck up and ignoring your trauma?"

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Didn’t they lack* any clue about simba being a prince, perceiving himself as a patricidal murderer, or the manipulation? I feel like I remember simba guarding that info

[–] protist@mander.xyz 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is also how I recall it. They didn't find out until after Nala came back in the picture when Simba was all growed up

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

Yep, and they were like "holy shit, let's go do something about it immediately!" Which is the opposite of not giving a fuck about it.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Timon and Pumba must volunteer for every UK mental health phoneline.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Simba: I killed my father
Timone & Pumbaa: have you tried not caring?

Timone & Pumbaa were psychopaths

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Das Warzenschwein trinkt schwarzen Wein.