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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Incel Jesus?

[–] 46_and_2@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

At least Jesus got a blowjob.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Those last "clap" sounds could be not applauses too. Still keeping it cool.

[–] MyMindIsLikeAnOcean@piefed.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Thankfully somebody else saw it.

It took me a couple seconds to notice he was holding her hair while she was puking, not getting a blowjob.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Ewwww, but, I mean, that's Jesus Christ.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't understand this comic at all honestly. Is the joke ONLY that Jesus happens to be helping her? Why would God be a drunken enabler? Jesus was actually human and had human flaws. This joke would work way better if she was thanking Jesus, and Jesus was the one enabling/partying with her.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago

itsthetie.com (tumblr archive) had an ongoing comics about dysfunctional God, good boy Jesus, Luci[fer] the devil and other friends in modern day life situations.
Starting 2016 they toned it down (too much) and start publish Adventures of God that is still updated.

[–] Dremor@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

The idea of that webcomic was basically "what if god was just a drunk overpowered loser who created things out of drunk stupor". That's but an episode of it, so without the context it is hard to understand.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Lmao "enabler".

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Aren't god and Jesus supposedly one entity?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 13 hours ago

Only Jesus takes the wheel. God is his copilot.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 1 day ago

Canonically, yesn't

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 53 points 1 day ago

My friend there have been wars over this question.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah god is an omnipotent entity, Jesus on the other hand is my neighbor's gardener he does godly work with the garden though not to discredit him. /s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

excuse me through jesus i get chilaquiles and a cortadito (he works in the kitchen at the cuban place down the road)

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

as soon as i saw the animation i knew i was in for something good. that channel conveys christianity without getting too preachy and is fairly amusing.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Depends on the church

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

they're two different aspects of the same thing, like your toe and your hand are both you but different parts of you.

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

That's partialism, Patrick.

Edit: Oh, I see someone else linked to that video below, so here's this instead for more historical reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athanasian_Creed

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

What a weird nebulous copout explanation. It doesn’t make any sense, while simultaneously sounding all cerebral and smart to make the person saying it feel all important.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Or like my dick and my balls... I get it.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Make something weird up at your own leisure and call it a church.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

oh dude i'm on my fourth cult already (loosely based off of billandtedology, of course)

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Found the Unitarian

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Right, is each their own and only in name? Or all-in-one? Each their own part of the same consciousness? Or only with some shared memories?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 79 points 1 day ago

"Let Jesus take the wheel" in panel 5, that was clever!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

In the sense that neither exist.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But God the father is NOT Jesus.

Sorry but they're canonically the same AND separate.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 21 hours ago

She said "Thank God". Jesus is God. Also, God the Father doesn't have a physical form

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have a tingle in my spidey-sense that tells me that this indeed was the intended joke.

[–] nostrauxendar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I've got to be honest... I'm not getting that same tingle. I've seen only one other of these comics and that also portrays jesus and god as separate "characters", but even with that set aside, what would the joke of this comic be if the intended joke is that god and Jesus are the same? The punchline, to me, is that nobody thanks "jesus", always thanking "god" instead, and jesus is unhappy about that and feels unappreciated.

The sign saying "Yahweh" might mean that when people thank "god" that counts as a catchall for Yahweh and jesus, but it's actually Jesus who does all the work out of those two anyway? But I just feel like that's a muddier joke than "god named, Jesus not named" which is simple. Maybe I'm simple. I might be stupid. I'm totally up for being wrong here.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

His son and being him more like past society son was an "extension" of the father, no?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No, Jesus isn't an extension of the Father - Jesus is fully God

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Whosoever will be saved: before all things it is necessary that he hold the Catholick Faith.

Which Faith except every one do keep whole and undefiled: without doubt he shall perish everlastingly.

And the Catholick Faith is this: That we worship one God in Trinity, and Trinity in Unity;

Neither confounding the Persons: nor dividing the Substance.

For there is one Person of the Father, another of the Son: and another of the Holy Ghost.

But the Godhead of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, is all one: the Glory equal, the Majesty co-eternal.

Such as the Father is, such is the Son: and such is the Holy Ghost.

The Father uncreate, the Son uncreate: and the Holy Ghost uncreate.

The Father incomprehensible, the Son incomprehensible: and the Holy Ghost incomprehensible.

The Father eternal, the Son eternal: and the Holy Ghost eternal.

And yet they are not three eternals: but one eternal.

As also there are not three incomprehensibles, nor three uncreated: but one uncreated, and one incomprehensible.

So likewise the Father is Almighty, the Son Almighty: and the Holy Ghost Almighty.

And yet they are not three Almighties: but one Almighty.

So the Father is God, the Son is God: and the Holy Ghost is God.

And yet they are not three Gods: but one God.

So likewise the Father is Lord, the Son Lord: and the Holy Ghost Lord.

And yet not three Lords: but one Lord.

For like as we are compelled by the Christian verity: to acknowledge every Person by himself to be God and Lord;

So are we forbidden by the Catholick Religion: to say there be three Gods, or three Lords.

The Father is made of none: neither created, nor begotten.

The Son is of the Father alone: not made, nor created, but begotten.

The Holy Ghost is of the Father and of the Son: neither made, nor created, nor begotten, but proceeding.

So there is one Father, not three Fathers; one Son, not three Sons: one Holy Ghost, not three Holy Ghosts.

And in this Trinity none is afore, or after other: none is greater, or less than another;

But the whole three Persons are co-eternal together: and co-equal.

So that in all things, as is aforesaid: the Unity in Trinity, and the Trinity in Unity is to be worshipped.

He therefore that will be saved: must thus think of the Trinity.

Furthermore it is necessary to everlasting salvation: that he also believe rightly the Incarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ.

For the right Faith is that we believe and confess: that our Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, is God and Man;

God, of the Substance of the Father, begotten before the worlds: and Man, of the Substance of his Mother, born in the world;

Perfect God, and Perfect Man: of a reasonable soul and human flesh subsisting;

Equal to the Father, as touching his Godhead: and inferior to the Father, as touching his Manhood.

Who although he be God and Man: yet he is not two, but one Christ;

One, not by conversion of the Godhead into flesh: but by taking of the Manhood into God;

One altogether, not by confusion of Substance: but by unity of Person.

For as the reasonable soul and flesh is one man: so God and Man is one Christ.

Who suffered for our salvation: descended into hell, rose again the third day from the dead.

He ascended into heaven, he sitteth on the right hand of the Father, God Almighty: from whence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

At whose coming all men shall rise again with their bodies: and shall give account for their own works.

And they that have done good shall go into life everlasting: and they that have done evil into everlasting fire.

This is the Catholick Faith: which except a man believe faithfully, he cannot be saved.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

He is said to be "of one substance with the Father", proclaiming that although Jesus Christ is "true God" and God the Father is also "true God", they are "of one substance". The Greek term homoousios, consubstantial (i.e. of the same substance) is ascribed by Eusebius of Caesarea to Constantine who, on this particular point, may have chosen to exercise his authority. The significance of this clause, however, is ambiguous as to the extent in which Jesus Christ and God the Father are "of one substance", and the issues it raised would be seriously controverted in the future.

First Council of Nicaea - Distinctive Elements

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Religion is mental illness adjacent.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 12 minutes ago

If religious people are mentally ill, then an asylum needs to be built for the atheists

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The url on the bottom isn't working,, and there is no way I'll read it on fucking webtoon. Any other sources?

[–] nostrauxendar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

https://itsthetie.tumblr.com/, the url on this comic isn't working for me either but this is the Tumblr page I think

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks !😄👍