Good fuck the banks
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2025
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Those safe deposit boxes did not live up to their description.
Another recession indicator: resurgence of high-profile heists
They just don't do bank robberies like they used to...
Nice to see some good old fashioned bank heists stil happening, none of this fancy pants social engineering to get passwords and accounts
The “vault” had a brick wall and wooden shelves?
During the heist at Sparkasse savings bank in the city of Gelsenkirchen, thieves broke open more than 3,000 safe deposit boxes containing money, gold and jewellery.
The article says there were safe deposit boxes so the shelves in the picture were probably used to hold other non-valuable stuff like paperwork.
From the photo, there seems to have been a substantial-thickness concrete wall and then a brick wall. Obviously, they were still not enough, but it wasn't just a brick wall.
And about the wooden shelves: So what? They are not security relevant or customer facing, they just need to work as shelves.
More formal vaults have boxes which are locked in place so that even removing the locked box requires a key.
That's a lock box vault, not a standard vault. Those have the people that own the boxes entering them often, so of course everything inside is behind another lock and key. Normal vaults don't usually ha e strangers entering them.
€30mil in cash is some haul.
Like the pile of cash scene from breaking bad
It wasn't just cash but jewelry and other valuables as well.
Any haul is 10 times lighter if you bring it home and get it for free :)
Merry christmas to them!
is this meant to be ironic considering they removed a wall to get paid?
No, it's probably because of the BBC paywall.
With a fucking looney tunes drill.
Hell yeah.
Good
Well bad because it was also safe deposit boxes, which wasn’t cash, and probably a person’s valuables emptied into a bag. This isn’t the Louvre heist where there were no actual victims.
Ok that part sucks
I have no doubt they will get caught. With the number of cameras canvassing cities and infrastructure, it is only a matter of time before they can be backtracked to some point of origin, and then be found using standard police investigation techniques. This type of job will have been done by individuals from a small pool of criminals who specialize in them, and they're not plentiful and almost always previously known by police.
I've been thinking about it myself a lot for a book, and I just don't see how they could get away in this day and age doing such a high profile robbery. Their best bet is to immediately move the loot and have third and fourth parties secure funds in overseas accounts so that they can access them after they served out their (relatively short) sentences, then live out their lives in wealth and opulence- except they rarely do that, because you don't become a bank robber for the money.
No matter how much money you potentially make, it's never going to be enough.
The article doesn't mention how much time passed since the crime occured and the discovery of the robbed vault. Depending on how much time passed, they could have easily fled the country, maybe even the EU.
No...No...Nonononono...
We OF COURSE need NOW cameras EVERYWHERE (yeah, Timmy, even in the cellar where you do what we ALREADY KNOW YOU DO THERE) and we HAVE TO implement AI (ARTIFICIAL GODDAMN INTELLIGENCE!"!§"""") to monitor the camera footage of every FUCKING CITIZEN, NON-CITIZEN, FUCKING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".