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    [โ€“] ch00f@lemmy.world 213 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Proceeds to use it exclusively for browsing the web.

    [โ€“] tal@lemmy.today 188 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

    How many are there?

    It depends.

    See, that's not helpful. The right answer is to direct someone to this GitHub project:

    https://github.com/FabioLolix/LinuxTimeline

    The releases page contains a 3420x12488 PNG to provide a simple and concise answer.

    https://files.catbox.moe/7q4v52.png

    [โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago

    I can see my OS from here!

    [โ€“] Rolder@reddthat.com 29 points 3 weeks ago

    โ€œSimple and conciseโ€

    [โ€“] tyler@programming.dev 22 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    Doesnโ€™t even have CachyOS. Smh

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    [โ€“] OpenStars@piefed.social 17 points 3 weeks ago

    I see the one I like! :-)

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    [โ€“] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 145 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

    All you need to know is that, whatever you pick, you made the wrong choice and you will be roasted if you ever attempt to explain your decision.

    Unless you use Arch, then you have chosen correctly.

    [โ€“] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    I use Fedora, but I frequent the Arch wiki often enough that I feel like an honorary Arch user.

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    [โ€“] NostraDavid@programming.dev 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    You're obviously not using NixOS. I clearly don't even need to try to use such a subpar stateful system such as Arch, you absolute pleb.

    Am I out-jerking you already?

    I use NixOS, obviously.

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    [โ€“] ragas@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Urgh! Why did you choose Arch? It is just the worst!

    [โ€“] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

    Actual reenactment:

    [โ€“] oppy1984@lemdro.id 19 points 3 weeks ago

    Screams in Debian....

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    [โ€“] Snapz@lemmy.world 83 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    OP is posting AI slop and plagiarizing other people's work. Lead image seems a cyanide and happiness cartoon, but it's a blatent ripoff, and they watermarked it with their own username to boot. And no communication out transparency around any of that as well

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    [โ€“] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (24 children)

    I love Lemmy. I hate AI posters.

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    [โ€“] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 56 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    There are four main flavors

    • Debian - For every day
    • Red Hat - For work
    • Arch - To tinker and learn
    • OpenSuSe - To German
    [โ€“] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Well I've been using openSuse for a while and habe noch keine German influence gesehen.

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    [โ€“] texture@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    also ...

    Debian - for when you want to wait two years

    [โ€“] pmk@piefed.ca 45 points 3 weeks ago

    Alternatively: when you want to not worry for two years.

    [โ€“] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    The popular Debian based distros are up to date. That said, core Debian stable is indeed boring, but sometimes boring and stable is what you need.

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    [โ€“] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (13 children)

    Also the additional flavours of

    • Nix โ€“ whole OS determined by 1 file
    • Gentoo โ€“ Arch but it takes longer
    • Alpine โ€“ small and simple
    • Slackware? โ€“ for old people
    • Void?? โ€“ like Alpine but not small and simple
    • LFS??? โ€“ like Gentoo but takes longer
    • AOSP???? โ€“ not even really Linux anymore
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    [โ€“] regdog@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Holy sneaky AI image, Batman!

    [โ€“] apftwb@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

    Fuck this is getting hard.

    • Red shirt guy's eyebrow is a bit weird

    • Ports on the laptop change every frame.

    • Scrollbars are a bit weird

    • Text in computer window doesn't line up with grey windows in the vertical direction.

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    [โ€“] squaresinger@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

    Choice is good when you can make an informed choice. Choice is bad if you are forced to make a decisions where you have no idea of the consequences.

    [โ€“] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (12 children)

    Edit it is so perfectly fitting for the Linux community to respond with mostly criticisms and negations to these flowcharts I shared without a single negative commenter actually suggesting a different similar helpful resource for newbies to Linux who feel overwhelmed or adding something productive and helpful to the conversation.

    Do better y'all.

    You can't condescend these resources and pretend with a handwave like there are better ones out there, you gotta prove it. If you are going to pick apart these charts then you gotta make a new chart or link me to a better one, I don't care about your condescending minor criticisms of the specifics of the flowcharts, that is irrelevant input unless you are going to edit a flowchart and make a new one or add something else productive.

    I feel like I am inside a meme making fun of Linux users right now lol.

    https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/347408

    https://lemmy.ca/post/53099450

    [โ€“] krashmo@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I appreciate the effort put into this but if answering yes to "are you new to Linux?" leads to the follow up question "apt or rpm?" then there's a problem.

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    [โ€“] klu9@piefed.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    I hate myself but I don't Gentoo hate myself.

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    [โ€“] rarsamx@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Worst when the newcomers chose Arch because they've heard is very configurable.

    Then complain that Linux is hard.

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    [โ€“] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    There are many correct distro choices (except Ubuntu), but the only correct desktop environment is KDE Plasma.

    If Cosmic keeps evolving, it could win me over.

    [โ€“] cRazi_man@europe.pub 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

    People go about it backwards when recommending/choosing. Beginners should be encouraged pick the desktop environment first (my KDE preference excluded the universal recommendation of Mint). Then the next decision should be stability vs fast updates (potential instability); and then ease of finding support for the inevitable problems they run into (beginners might find it easiest to find support for Debian based distros). Then you'll have a handful of options left and it really makes no difference which of those are picked.

    That being said, I had constant problems when I was starting and the distro with which I managed to get there best start was OpenSUSE Tumbleweed. Yet my most downvoted comment ever on Lemmy is suggesting Tumbleweed to beginners.

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    [โ€“] Tenderizer@aussie.zone 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    You think choosing your Linux distro is bad, imagine having to choose your electricity, water, internet, phone, banking, and insurance provider as well as your local councillor, workplace, school, career, entertainment, childcare, car, house, food, etc.

    This "love choice, hate choosing" is a really valuable thing to understand.

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    [โ€“] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    ah, classic hangup. you're looking for Debian with KDE

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    [โ€“] Renat@szmer.info 27 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    I use Linux Mint. It's very good for beginners. I don't recommend Ubuntu.

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    [โ€“] texture@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    see heres the problem, youre doing that in the wrong order.

    first figure out your DE/WM preference, THEN choose a package manager with the repos that will best support that for your use case and update cycle preferences. (the distro)

    [โ€“] mech@feddit.org 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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    [โ€“] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 25 points 3 weeks ago (63 children)

    JFCLM

    Just Fucking Choose Linux Mint.

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    [โ€“] Nalivai@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    Just ask your favourite slop generator to shit a suggestion for you, it already replaced your ability to draw stick figures, something every person knows hownto do by the age of 7.
    Or better yet, google a list of active distros and throw a fucking dice. Same amount of precision and intelligence, less wasted electricity and water.

    [โ€“] Sillyglow@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)

    Iโ€™ve now gone down this rabbit hole several times now and installed several of them many many times over now just figuring it all out and finally getting a stable setup which took a few months.

    From my perspective after doing all of that : Chances are if you are not a developer, high end cgi artist, or specialized in tech, you might just need something safe like Ubuntu. At least just grab it to start. It gets you up and running, nice interface. Easy to use. Works for basic out of the box stuff making plex server, basic computing, house hold stuff. Could set it up for your technophobe friends and family and find it easy to just update and run. Big colorful app icons. Looks and works like an android phone for usability and easy to learn. Stuff even installs from a gui similar to how windows does.

    Youโ€™d only go deep on something like fedora/nobara with some serious intentions with a high end computer where you just couldnโ€™t reach some goals on Ubuntu. You just wouldnโ€™t go to these ones if you didnโ€™t have to. Those reasons also rhyme with kde plasma reasons/Developer reasons where in you absolutely need specialized software. And you have to be comfortable with swimming in the bios often.

    If you donโ€™t know and it sounds weird just googling it then just stick with Ubuntu.

    Iโ€™ve talked to people in the Linux community gatekeeping hard on others who donโ€™t even know about why someone would need kde plasma. So that should tell you everything you need to know about the fanboys. And Iโ€™ve taken heat from them only to have them breaking their own brain on the idea that people actually use computers for simulations or just use computers for anything other than what they would use a computer for.

    so Take what they say with a giant truck of salt. Not even Mac users are as annoying as the some of Linux assholes Iโ€™ve met.

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    [โ€“] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Just pick the yummiest option each time.

    Mint.

    Cinnamon.

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    [โ€“] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    make it without AI and try again

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    [โ€“] bunchberry@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    I tried to encourage fellow Linux users to just encourage one distro. It doesn't have to be a good distro, but just one the person is least likely to run into issues with and if they do, the most likely to be able to find solutions easily for their issues. Things like Ubuntu and Mint clearly fit the bill. They can then decide later if they want to change to a different one based on what they learn from using that one.

    No one listened to me, because everyone wants to recommend their personal favorite distro rather than what would lead to the least problems for the user and would be the easiest to use. A person who loves PopOS will insist the person must use PopOS. A person who loves Manjaro will insist that the person must use Manjaro. Linux users like so many different distros that this just means everyone recommends something different and just make it confusing.

    I gave up even bothering after awhile. Linux will never be big on desktop unless some corporation pushes a Linux-based desktop OS.

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    [โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'm a Linux > Ubuntu > Gnome type of girl. I don't know what any of that means but those are how I use my linux.

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