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IF NO HEN (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago (7 children)

My brain actually read this one correctly on the first try. I kind of like it.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I also like it, but don't like it enough to actually get it tattooed. I just find inspirational tattoos a bit corny.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same. I like it as wall art, or just an example of interesting text layout. So far I haven't liked anything enough to get it tattooed.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I finally found something I really liked a while ago. It needs some retouching, but I'm pretty happy with it. May even qualify as aneurysmposting depending on whether you know what it is 😁

Photo of a tattoo with the classic Unix shell forkbomb

I will probably get a Tux next 😁

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please get the Tux from a different tattoo artist!

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Totally

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 1 points 2 months ago

This might shock you but... you don't have to actually get it tattooed ?

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

It's actually more puzzle-like and isn't dumb formatting. Probably the person with the tattoo doesn't care whatever people think.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Ohh shit, this one's actually cool, I weirdly like it as well. I'd still laugh at them tho.

[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

My brain read it correctly on the first glance, but then when I looked at it more closely, I assumed I had misread it, and then had to work out how to read it, only to arrive back where I started...

[–] Blueshift@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then enlighten me please. What’s it supposed to say? I’ve stared at it for 2 minutes and I don’t get it.

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If not now, then when?

[–] Blueshift@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

If not now then when

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah me too. I dig it.

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I think this might be a rare case of this kind of design working well.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 months ago

No, it doesn't. I couldn't figure it out, though I knew what it was going for.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

IF NO TRIGGER WARNING TRIGGER WARNING HEN

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TW🐔

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That was fowl

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 12 points 2 months ago

Absolute banger of a song:

If not now, then when? - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Welcome in !kgatlw@lemmy.world or !kgatlw@lemmy.ml

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

IF NO HEN (trigger warning) (trigger warning)

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh goddamnit. It says (well, "says") "If not now, then when". Also TW hen

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

I would've never figured that out. Thanks

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

If no TW, TW Hen.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

ifnot ifnow then when

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

The ifnohen, an ideological relative to the hypnotoad

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

🇹🇼IFNO HEN🇹🇼

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 2 months ago

IFNO TW TW HEN

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

IF NO HEN THEN STAG

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I F NO HEN

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

twHEN?!

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

ATBGE lives on.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

No eggs?