Country? The world. My handful of friends is scattered across the continents, and I see them maybe once a decade. Vampirism is a lonely existence, I hear.
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Joke's on you, my country is tiny, so I can just visit them frequently anyway
Bro lives in smallistan 💀
Well, The Netherlands, so yeah, pretty much.
lol
I get to see my friends at a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas.
We should probably go to that this year
I literally don’t get to see them otherwise. Plus that is how we met.
Why you gotta call me out like this
Flying to Panama next month just to visit a friend I haven't seen in 20 years.
Pffft, as if any of our slacker asses have the means or purpose to move that much
I play helldiver's with them maybe once a week! 😭
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So you have people to exchange messages with? Huh, such a novel concept
I wouldn't say that. The only friends I've got left are the ones that stayed in the same city as me. I already forgot those who moved away. And the closer someone lives to me, the closer of a friend he is.
Rabbit videos too. Best way to piss then off lol
Replace "country" with Europe / the world, but otherwise yeah. ;-;
I have about 3 friends that are close and we all meet up weekly. We always go to dinner on Friday night unless we are out of town or something. It's nice. Idk what I did to make it happen but I love it