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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 152 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called seasoning you uncultured swine.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

These people would try and polish a cast iron pan.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or cover it in aluminum foil before they cook with it.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or clean out a broken in tea cup

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like the creamy fermented bits at the bottom of a well used coffee mug myself.

That first cup after a vacation is divine.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My father had this tea cup he never washed out. He would leave floaters in it and go out to camp for a week.

One week while he was gone I washed this thing. I swear to god it had mould floaters in it. Fuck he hit the roof when he came home and saw it washed.

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[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 90 points 1 month ago (8 children)

cover it with foil, brand new pan every time

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Parchment paper

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s at least another 700 years of use left in that pan.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:

"WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I honestly wonder if it’s possible to see what all got cooked on that thing by analyzing it in a lab.

“About 80% seems to be Totino’s pizza rolls.”

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

It's for ritualistic burnt offerings of course.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 month ago

The phrase "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why? What's wrong with it?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Ignore it. This is BIG Pan propaganda.

Keep your pans. You'll be needing them. We're about to enter into a recession.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

About to enter?

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We've been in a recession for years

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We've had one, yes but what about second recession?

If the US does kick off against Greenland. You ain't seen nothing yet

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s when it’s most useful because now it’s nonstick.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago

this pan will outlive me

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

By 'let it go' you mean simply clean it? Why would you throw it away?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

But the pan is really just a hot place to put parchment paper, so who cares.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A bit of Bar Keeper's Friend and some steel wool will have that baby shining like new.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But that's where the flavour comes from

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I like it when the flavor comes from the ingredients, not the leftover bits of rancid food bits that weren't cleaned off.

Points at well maintained cast iron cookware he cleans with dish soap.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

No. Fuck you.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 16 points 1 month ago

what? it's still perfectly good.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can take it from my cold dead hands

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

its seasoned

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Naw that one heats up faster

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Mmmm no, I don’t think I will.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never seen a virgin baking tray.

I'm 40

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

That is the pan for chicken strips and burritos and corn dogs.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 10 points 1 month ago

And replace it with one half as thick that warps the first time you use it? No thanks.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Nah, these are always the best for some reason.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

nah bro that shit an artifact from 100 BC

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just throw some bartenders friend in there and very lightly scrub it, it’s not the pressure it’s the action, and you will see metal again in no time

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags with pan replacing money.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I use it all the time. I just used it today to make French Bread Pizzas. I actually have two.

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[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

I can wrap it in tinfoil still!

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