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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

TBF I'm happy with an optical drive being a peripheral these days, I probably need mine about twice an average year currently

Agree on everything else though. I miss my 17" from ages ago pretty much because it had a numpad

[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The thing this tweeter misses is that people usually have reasons for buying, a need to fulfil. Like you don't need an optical drive included, so you didn't get a machine with one. Bro is complaining about needing a versatile machine with features like a Dell but is looking no further than the machine designed for prettyboys whose most demanding tasks are Instagram edits and persistent digital life synchronisation.

Nobody ever complains to Nike about their lack of rugged, they walk out and go to a Doc Martens - or they used to before DM sold out

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

As someone who has used the peripheral ones, there is a tradeoff compared to built-in: they break more frequently. There's just not enough "armor" keeping the internals safe from even just being squished a little too hard in a backpack

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah who knows how old this is. A builtin DVD/CD/bluray player? Tweet has date cut off.

But also yeah, I agree with the rest. I tried with the small form factor laptops for a while but in the end it's neither here nor there: I'm not taking it with me everywhere (I don't work in tech), even if it's small. And the times I do take it with me the size does not matter much - as long as it still fits in my backpack I guess.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 42 points 1 month ago (7 children)

All I want is a laptop is 6-8 hours battery life that's tiny so it's very portable.

If I want what's described here I'll just use a desktop.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If its under like 25lbs, its probably still lighter than my backpack in high school was some days without any laptops and that was still very portable.

Also, desktop typically don't last long unplugged.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

If I have a 25 pound laptop with 2-3 bad dragons all the sudden I'm carrying about 50 lbs.

Maybe build the laptop split across the bad dragons and then it'll be plug and play.

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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When they tell me they removed several conveniences to save a quarter pound I'm like, "dog I can deadlift 400 pounds do you think I'll even feel the difference in my bag?" Gimme my ports back you assholes.

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

For the battery issue, how much of that is just because they want to stay under the 100Wh mark for shipping in the US?

https://www.winmate.com/en/Product/L140TG-3

Also, apparently dual hot-swappable battery laptops have existed...

[–] northface@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Also, apparently dual hot-swappable battery laptops have existed...

Indeed, I still hold on to my trusty ThinkPad T420 for that reason (and the excellent Linux support). Two batteries can be used at the same time, one of them hot-swappable.

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[–] BartyDeCanter 8 points 1 month ago

This is definitely the issue for batteries. Anyone who flies can’t have a battery larger than 100Wh.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't the reduced thickness also contribute to higher Temps and the jet engine fans?

If it was a bit thicker, some of the empty space could be used to push air through and cool the components better.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if it were like that, how would it die after two years of updates, necessitating you to buy a new one, huh?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Checkmate poors!

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[–] Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The same can be said for phones, first they got rid of removable batteries, then the headphone jack and now they're after the sim slot too.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember SD card slots in phones?

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

That can't stop me from using a USB splitter and connect to a portable SSD glued onto the back of my phone.

How the hell is Lee Jae-yong¹ gonna stop me from doing that?

¹CEO of Samsung

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[–] dp@thebrainbin.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then go buy one of those ruggedized, industrial behemoths that come with their own heavy duty transport case, rolling wheels, and Briggs & Stratton engine. ffs it’s not that difficult.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Addendum: no webcam or microphone. Firm keys. A bios that doesn’t make choices for us and lets you actually use the damn thing.

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[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

what I want is a mini pc, a battery pack and a docking 'console' in shape of laptop with a DP screen, ports, keyboard and touchpad. I can mix and match these according to my need, like 2 battery packs.

if I know somewhere power, display and keyboard will be available I can simply take the mini pc only.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

15 years ago, laptops had this and the space for a optical drive (about 5x M.2 SSD).

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 1 month ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Laptops already reached the maximum limit of a battery you can take on an airplane. 100 to 160 Wh batteries need airline approval before you can bring it onto the airplane and anything about 160Wh is forbidden. So yeah larger batteries are not gonna happen, until solid state batteries become the norm.

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

I went from a fat 17inch to a thinner 17 inch and now it's 12 screws and 15 clips to open instead of 5 screws and 0 clips. God I miss my clevo :(

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

At my work, we have some ruggedized Dells that are certified for extreme and/or explosive environments that you definitely wouldn't want to get hit with. I have to lug one in my carry on from time to time, I think they're 8-11ish pounds depending on options. Good battery life, pricey as hell though.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I watched someone get fully knocked out when a milspec dell slid off a roof onto them - those things are no joke.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Other than the battery, many laptops branded as "workstations" would fit this description. They're high-performance and expensive, but there are plenty out there.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like all of those things but currently I really like it to be light enough so it doesn't bother my shoulders. On the go I want it to be light, at home I have everything with peripherals such as a USB hub, external monitors etc.

I really want to get a dock so I can plug everything through a single USB-C port but they are expensive and often have bad Linux support.

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[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

13" screen max
then just make it thicc

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

That bludging someone to death is a safety feature, so you can defend yourself in case someone attacks you.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

I agree with all of this. And seriously, bring back an actual built in ethernet port. Even the best USB adapters are terrible.

[–] Red_October@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will pay a premium for a laptop that has both peak performance and a rugged enough case and build that I can travel with it without freaking out. I need desktop performance and laptop portability.

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[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, heavy laptops are a pain

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Speaking as someone who used an ASUS ROG laptop for Uni

You don't want a heavy laptop

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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Everything except the disc reader and writer. Laptops are mobile, I can carry a usb drive if I need extra space, not lug around a bunch of discs.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

My ThinkPad T-480 running Linux Mint, my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Framework baby 😎

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

....on other news an elderly man thwarted a bear attack by beating the beast with a laptop. The same person could be seen tripping accidentally into the bear enclosure at the world famous SanDiego Zoo animal correction facility where this bear decided serving 3 consecutive life sentences for being at the wrong place and at the wrong time.

The bears family is suing for unknown damages and specially smooth toilet paper.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

ive been suggesting that more people begin making custom cyber decks for years now. you can have a desk SFFPC level of power in a small lil suitcase.

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