this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they actually start getting organized, then they can vote as a treat.

[–] yunqihao@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

You can even let them have 2 choices if they're extra good. They can vote for the communist party or the communist party painted pink so they know they really are making a difference.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if these dumbasses would ever do any of the other things except vote, maybe we'd take them more seriously

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll show you, tankie. I'll register a street protest with the local police department and then march for half an hour at noon on June 15th with literally dozens of elderly white people. I'll take TENS of selfies with all the fun signs I see, no profanity, and my Uncle Sam costume won't be the cheapest option on Amazon. You can bet your ass it will look accurate.

[–] arcticx@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And don’t forget to leave the Palestinian flags at home! We can protest that later on I promise!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Hold your nose and vote for Mike Neolib because he's the only realistic candidate. We pinky swear we can push him to the left after he's in power.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only way to abolish ICE is to vote for the party that increased ICE's funding last time and refuses to do anything about ICE except condemn the protestors.

:brain-very-large-x100-too-big-100%brain:

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Have you ever considered that ICE is going to hire more women of color when we vote for Democrats? I guess tankies really hate seeing women be successful. smuglord

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

When the Gestapo comes for me, I hope to be able to ask the agent "Sir, are you a pescatarian?" and be answered with an enthusiastic "Yes comrade. We all are." wholesome

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I literally laughed and laughed out loud. All he needed to say was the first sentence. Even now libs like him who keep saying "This cannot continue!" about ICE cling to bog standard electoralism and voting for bog standard standard democrats. As if the new crop of worse than useless dems who are "realistic" candidates will be any different from the current crop of worse than useless dems.

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Edit 1

The OP from 5 days ago.

an american city is fully under siege by an occupying army that is supposedly an arm of its own government

that army has already shot someone dead and is repeatedly threatening to do the same to anyone upset about its actions

intolerable situation

https://bsky.app/profile/rincewind.run/post/3mc3ijs7fvk26

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Edit 2

A reply to the OP's post

it's recognizing this is true that makes us so unpopular with everyone.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's recognizing this is true that makes us so unpopular with everyone.

"We're unpopular, which means we must be correct!"

The liberal mind is a wonderful thing.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

What makes it extra funny is more than Bluesky is a lib echo chamber. The OP marked that post (and all his posts?) as "Some people can reply" meaning "Only users following @rincewind.run and users followed by @rincewind.run can reply."

"Unpopular" basically means that some libs quibble politely with their voting fetish. And - of course - in a rare instance some dirtbag leftist might appear out of nowhere and give an actual criticism.

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

maybe-later-kiddo I'll vote right now motherfucker

[–] goferking0 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

behoove

That word gives me the giggles. I'm old(er) and in my entire life - I've never used it seriously. I'm always amazed at people using words like it unironically.

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I honestly thought for a moment that you were signing all your comments with a badge that you've been banned from .world. Which would be hilarious.

[–] goferking0 4 points 1 week ago

Realized it could be after lol