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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

My garden needs a full time job.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

We'll see where the night takes us

My garden needs a human sacrifice

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Money so I don't die.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My garden needs to be ploughed.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can do it by hand, but it's much more efficient to use a horse

Check on Catherine the Great

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago

A weed whacker.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 month ago

Succulents are pretty awesome plants

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Had it, a great tuna melt from the tiny sandwich shop.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We suffer through cold months, and the summer feels even sweeter.

The only thing that's certain is change ❤️

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm the opposite; summer feels like the sun is repeatedly stabbing and bludgeoning me and winter feels refreshing and freeing

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago

I too enjoy not sweating 24/7.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cheaper for me to run AC for all of the 3 hot days in the summer than heat the place for 3-4 months tbh

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

oh I don't have any AC, but I also meant more when I go outside

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I installed a heat pump in the house 3 or 4 years ago to cool down the living room and assist the heating in the winter since I have a very labour heavy heating system (yay solid fuel furnaces). Best purchase I've ever made. Of course not an option for everyone, but if you can do it, I definitely suggest doing it. As a welcome side effect, I pollute less in the winter months than without the pump.

Long term goal is to replace the big furnace with a heat pump too, but it would ideally have to be geothermal and since the house is big and the lot is not, it would have to be vertical collectors, not horizontal. Meaning a looooot of extra money spent on drilling the wells for it. This won't help with the summer cooling but it'd be nice not to limit myself to 4 or 5 hours of sleep a night to go restart the fire when it's -30C lol

As for outside: I don't like sweating either, but after an Estonian winter, it's not too bad lol, plus there's usually few enough hot days that you can just stay indoors for those

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Crack. My garden needs crack cocaine today, yesterday, and all of the foreseeable tomorrows.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I always like the idea in self improvement groups of "cultivating" things like motivation and a better outlook, etc. Because that's a much better way to describe what you're trying to do. There's no switch, things don't just start happening.