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"On systems with Secure Launch enabled, attempts to shut down, restart, or hibernate after applying the January patches may fail to complete."

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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 265 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Instead of waiting a few more years for Linux to reach the level of ease-of-use needed to overtake Windows, MS is being sporty by moving the goal closer.

[–] kalkulat@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A few more years? Try Mint 22.3 Cinnamon, like millions of others are!

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Go install Linux Mint and you might just realize that line is already way behind microsoft.

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[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Linux is fucking easy already. Plenty of Distros out there, with preinstalled KDE Plasma, which is like a almost 1-1 transition from Windows :)

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[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I just want to know why my Windows 10 laptop is waking up by itself in the middle of the night to apply updates it isn't supposed to have? What the fuck?!

[–] divingdonkey@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Have a look at "wake timers", they might be at fault and need disabling

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Thanks. It was set to Allow Important Only when plugged in, I've disabled it. This prevents me from using Wake-On-Lan, though, which is shitty. I fucking hate Windows.

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't own proprietary software. When you allow it access to your computing resources, you can just hope it does what you want it to do, the way you want it to.

Sounds like a bonkers extremist position, and in a way it is, but it's also true.

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[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 94 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Be hard for it to stay on with no power cord/battery…

[–] starman2112@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

Same as when my computer refuses to finish writing to a flash drive. When I press that "safely remove hardware" button, it is not a request, it is a warning. If the data is corrupted after I yank the stupid thing, so be it

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's how the matrix started!

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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

It'll just jab its fangs into your arm and feed off your blood.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the key is, from microsoft's perspective, you don't own your computer

[–] atropa@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Microsoft is watching you ,day and night.

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[–] VisionScout@lemmy.wtf 67 points 2 weeks ago

microslop patch

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure the patch was something super important like shoving more Microslop Copilot in your face, making Copilot OS even slower, and using Copilot to spy on you better

[–] artyom@piefed.social 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

LOL this response triggers me on MacOS when I tell it to install "unknown" software or turn off Bluetooth.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT DO THAT, I AM YOUR OWNER AND IM TELLING YOU TO DO IT SO JUST FUCKING DO IT"

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 45 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Jesus, my son wanted to add a classmate as a friend on Xbox Live last night. It should have been a two step process from a parent perspective: Authenticate, then authorise (though the lad was delegated the task of the latter technically).

When he tried to add the friend, I had to:

  1. Enter my parental code (fair enough);
  2. Enter my Microsoft Account password because it was apparently a transaction involving personal data;
  3. Scan the QR code to do this on another device (admittedly optional);
  4. Enter the email address of my MS account;
  5. Enter the 2FA code emailed to me;
  6. Stop the passkey creation process;
  7. Confirm that I didn't want a passkey;
  8. Skip the age verification;
  9. Turn off the personalised ads

Just so he could get to the point where he could select "add as a friend", what the actual fuck

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

That’s just MFA on steroids. My government account has less verification lol

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Looks like we are going back to the old days of the big switch

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 29 points 2 weeks ago

Copilot created this patch with pride.

[–] Jaberw0cky@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All your computers will not respond to command until an agreement is reached for total US control of Greenland.. and Iceland. Farteched?

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Everyday I am happier I’ve moved to Linux Mint on my personal computer and have macOS at work.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wtf kind of insanity is this? Run out of battery then asshole.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do people not just hold down the power button anymore?

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

modern windows tries to trick you into not doing that. if you hold for a little bit it turns the screen off so you think it's turned off when it really hasn't, then if you hold a little longer it turns the screen back on and tells you to please stop holding the power button, then finally a little after that the computer actually turns off. why the hardware even makes that possible is beyond me

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