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[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The fact that political identity apparently determines whether you use a Mac or an HP laptop is the level of specific detail I didn’t know I needed today. πŸ˜‚

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago

My tankie ass on in that Thinkpad with Linux shit. The Japanese news reading public can not possibly comprehend this

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I prefer a custom built PC. What does that make me on the US political spectrum?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To put it in terms suited to a graphic printed in a Japanese newspaper:

Screenshot of the anime "Serial Experiments Lain" showing the main character surrounded by stacks of cyberpunky parts and equipment she's assembling into an insane homemade computer.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I accept this wholeheartedly.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Leftist probably

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 125 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Yeah you can just slide CNN over in that other column now.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 94 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And take the NYT there too

[–] optissima@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago

And every other media outlet

[–] msage@programming.dev 21 points 6 days ago
[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Yep move all the mainstream media out of that left column.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

And the Tesla

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 85 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They forgot the fascism and guns on the red side. Maybe they are all inside the church.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As Jesus intended

* Jesus in this comment is American Jesus only. Any resemblance to other incarnations of Jesus are entirely coincidental and should not be inferred.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh man, they got me dead to rights. I’m not the biggest fan of basketball or cnn but everything else. The only match on the other side is I do like going to a couple major league games every summer

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

FINALLY! Someone mentions the grossly unacknowledged Starbucks-Pepsi political divide!

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Largely fits stereotypes from about 15 years ago. Not the most ignorant I've seen.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Not a single gun. No oil. No megacorporations. The fundamental issues of the core divide aren't even hinted at here.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Being on the side of the HP laptop should be enough of a wakeup call.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fried chicken got a chuckle out of me. I refuse to let the right take away my crispy chicken identity!!

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[–] srasmus@slrpnk.net 31 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I knew I had good reason to hate HP laptops.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Hell, facism is the least of all reasons to hate HP laptops

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (8 children)

This doesn’t even make sense. What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

Apple is aligned with Trump thanks to Tim Cook, NYT writes with a conservative slant, HP is shit-tier hardware, but WhyTF is it red? Why list it at all?

This feels like something thrown together by someone who spent and entire weekend learning about US political culture from memes, and I’m 50% certain this was drawn by AI.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

HP is BUSINESS, while Apple is CREATIVE. The greatest of political divides. /s

This picture is at least 15 years old, I remember it making the rounds during uhh, I want to say Obama's first term.

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It is 100% AI, so I wouldn't think too deep on any of the choices depicted. Look at the apartment building.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Apple is aligned with Trump thanks to Tim Cook

The infographic is explaining broad cultural differences. If you think many people in liberal america are changing their laptops because of Tim Cook, you are out of touch.

NYT writes with a conservative slant

Again, this is about broad cultural trends. I know one of lemmy's favorite catchphrases is "America has a center right party and a far right party" - and I'm not saying that isn't true. But the people in these parties and the people occupying their associated social demographics see large differences between each other, which is what this infographic is about. American liberals, by and large, respect the NYT. They might disagree with its slant in one way or another, but if a god-and-guns conservative starts criticizing it over thanksgiving dinner, they will defend it tooth and nail. Meanwhile, American leftists are not represented in this infographic because they make up an incredibly small portion of the population, and are largely culturally irrelivant outside a few isolated and insular pockets.

HP is shit-tier hardware, but WhyTF is it red?

It is a stand-in for non-Mac PCs in general. They probably felt they had to pick a brand to counter "Mac", and HP only has 2 letters and so fit in the infographic better.

What makes Basketball inherently democratic/liberal? What makes Baseball republican/conservative?

I agree this is their weakest comparison. I assume they were going with basketball=black people, baseball=apple pie. A more apt comparison, imo, would be conservatives watching sports while liberals watch TED Talks or something.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They seem to understand republicans far more than democracts, other than what they call the party.

[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

For those interested in the etymology of the party names at the top:

The democrat side uses the characters "the people", "lord", and "party". My interpretation is "the people are in charge party", which makes sense because democracy is "the rule of the people".

The republican side uses the characters "share", "peace", and "party". To me, this one doesn't have an interpretation that obviously links to republicanism.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, no. Republicans and sharing are two words that won't fit into the same sentence

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Man, they really did home in like a laser on the two worst pc brands in the world. I'm genuinely impressed...

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I'm confused about baseball, basketball, and computers. Also not sure about coffee vs soda.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I think demographic spillover to some extent. Basketball is seen as more of an African american sport (vs hard racism). Rural areas are also more likely have to have a gas station with a 44-64oz/1-2L fountain drink vs urban coffee shops. Macs are viewed as more artistic and high end

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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Hahaha I'm curious about the reasoning behind the HP and mac being red/blue

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

HP, I think, just represents using a generic PC. The stereotype is that liberals use Macs

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I like that they think the business professionals just spend the day eating KFC in their pickup truck while listening to Morgan Wallen.

Although the catcher with a handgun is somewhat correct.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's always the buildings that are the dead giveaway. Wtf is going on with that apartment?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This doesn't look like AI to me. The Buildings are probably like this due to sloppy drawing copy-pasted twice

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I guess it would be kinda inappropriate to pictographically depict a pedo. Probably not enough room under the church anyway.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The source, 2024 apparently:

https://www.nikkei.com/telling/DGXZTS00011190R00C24A7000000/

Translation:

https://translate.kagi.com/www.nikkei.com/telling/DGXZTS00011190R00C24A7000000?ref=frankandsense.io

Yes, that Nikkei, like the stock exchange:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nikkei

Though it does feel like one of those β€œlisticle” chum articles. The image feels a bit AI generated, whether it actually is or isn’t.

They need to have a swarm of dollar signs being sucked into that megachurch.

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