My dad’s not a phone!
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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I came here to make the exact same reference, afraid it would be too far a stretch for anyone to make the connection.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!
You can't buy me, HOT DOG MAN
I'M AN ADULT!
WHATCHU THINK, I'M STUPID?!?!
Wave that poison in someone else's face!
Time to look this up
OK that was good
"threw it on the ground" - Lonely Island
First thing I thought of, so there are at least three people here weird enough to.
But those phonies had a taser!
Fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
Reduce, Refuse, Recycle
The moral of the story is, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM.
GROUND!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!
Thats a deal of the century!
5500/month storage fee
Rent really does destroy the world.
Sounds a bit like camping. I love camping!
Please properly compost me.
I've never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.
I insist on being stored in a white plastic sack!
Fight the power!
POV you're Russian and working close to the Kremlin.
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Yeah I prefer latex myself. I will not be answering questions.
Refuse! Resist!
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!"
Isn't refuse another word for trash? You can wooosh me but the sign is correct "trash to be stored in bags"
The meme isn’t that it’s grammatically incorrect, it’s that it can be read both ways. You’re not wrong, Walter.
Don’t kink shame me!
I just saw that picture yesterday from Iran of a bunch of black body bags in a room and I really thought it was about that for a second.
Grim
Fight the power!