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It's a living (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Me: I’ll just do this later

Wife: when is later?

Me: …

[–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

So real 😭

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are we the same person?

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

signs point to yes.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it's ableism 🤔

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 13 points 4 days ago

This is the way.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

I wish a diagnosis was enough for me 🤣

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

That does sound nice.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Oh I still do that

[–] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 8 points 4 days ago

From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Get out of my head, Charles

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…

[–] TangledRockets@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Dammit.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

It's a living

I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.