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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a man, I choose the unscented antiperspirants. I hate scented stuff.

Ironically when I would bike to work or to an event everyone would be like "OMG you smell amazing, what cologne is that" and I would say its my sweat, and they'd say " no really its great, what is it". And I would repeat I just spent 15 minutes sweating.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pheromones. They are hot on you, and you can't tell when you are being flirted with.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

“I smell the same after sex”

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

My ex smelled like a taqueria when she sweated. Some people smell good when sweating

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I apparently smell like checks notes forest. That actually made me look at the fragrant ingredients: aloe vera juice, rosemary, parsley, sage, and "fragrance". I mean sure: put those together in one place, and bam! Forest. Or Italian home cook's backyard garden.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not when they've got 10 rows of teeth.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I use the Old Spice “Wolf Thorn” which has a dumb name for smelling like gummy worms.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You have to say it in all caps, like this: WOLF THORN.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Old spice have the most ridiculous names, but I do quite like their shampoos

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah honestly I have stuck with them for a while, they had decent scents before but since I discovered that Wolf Thorn smells like gummy candies it’s been my go to for deodorant and body wash.

I use Tom's of Maine because I'm allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

I wanna smell like fruit, because I am fruity.

I wanna smell clean and not bother people with a sensitive sense of smell

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to smell like bacon, for my dog's sake.

[–] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but its your pits...and dogs tend to lick on stuff that they like...

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm not butch, but I am the sort of girl who prefers wearing masculine scents. Some men want to smell like flowers, I want to smell like a forest

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Crazy everyone here uses women's deodorant? Over here it's the opposite. My wife discovered long ago that she likes mine way more than hers since its bigger, lasts longer, and seems to work better. Im not a fan of this, but what can i do. So we both use either old spice fresh or old spice sport.

[–] eli@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Same, my wife quickly figured out that my Old Spice lasted longer than anything she's ever bought before.

She'd have to apply her old deodorant 2-3 times throughout the day(working an office job). But the old spice? Once in the morning and she didn't have to worry about it again unless she worked out after work.

Now her sister and her mom use old spice for the same reasons.

[–] sockinggood@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Same, my dad and I both use the same Sanex deodorant. Both my mom and girlfriend like the smell, also while sweating. Super interesting. Now, my girlfriend likes to wear it too.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

I've taken to using the same deodorant as my wife. It's really lightly scented anyway, but most MAN deodorants are a sensory nightmare for her.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It's light and pleasantly subtle

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Most old spice deodorants are so sweet they could almost be considered girly, but they market it as manly. It's genius.

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

that's why I always buy women's deodorants. they smell much nicer.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

If you check the high end stores you can buy deodorants from Calvin Klein, Paco Rabanne etc.

But most of the time I use unscented