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[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I was a sysadmin for decades and I can confirm this is pretty accurate.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 hours ago

TIL I am a Project Manager.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Top left should be a clown, source I'm a developer.

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As long as we can all agree users are the worst

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

I disagree. I am designer, project manager, QA, and Sysadmin at my small company, and I am the worst.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a former sysadmin, this is correct.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

As a current one I concur.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago

My dad’s a sysadmin, this is definitely correct.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

Hi I'm a designer and this image is correct.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

For the last five years I'm been the one man show. There are only five sites and around a hundred and twenty machines. Really a low effort job truth be told. I've finally got rid of all the 'managed solutions' and things rarely break as a result.

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And how do you see yourself?

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guess a corporate slave /s

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

No need for the /s brother. We are all wage slaves.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart

[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Sysadmin 4 Life.

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As former QA I also agree with this chart.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago

As a designer who turned into a developer, had to do minor server stuff, manage my own freelance projects and debug it all…

I quit and started working in old cars and handyman stuff. Not a Luddite, but fuck marketing, temporarily organizing pixels, and spying on users for pennies.

[–] shadshack@feddit.online 35 points 1 day ago

As a current sysadmin I concur.

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love how designers are seen as infants twice (and a monkey once)

I have found they are the most likely to have lower computer literacy than they need to be for their job. It's not optional, no SysAdmin should have to babysit someone.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 23 hours ago

and as evil megalomaniac once

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago

Sysadmins for the win!

Yup. It's perfect.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a network admin, the sysadmins are a bunch of fucking monkeys.

[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

As a Sysadmin the network admins are constantly breaking our comms, so fuck is both, right?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Don't be jealous just because we can do your job as well as our own.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

even the AV guys can do network these days

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah they are great at getting the vlan access just right. Right?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

juuuuuussstttttttt r- oh fuck its gone.

its always (m)DNS

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 21 hours ago

The cleaning lady runs the network at our company.

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 45 points 1 day ago

As a former sysadmin, I approve this message.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This image is older than current CS students

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

My 2026 update after the industry wide layoffs over the past couple years and continues with ai over leveraged taking more down with it would be sysadmin replaced with DevOps, qa and designer replaced with developer, and throw some infosec theater on at the end.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't look like project managers come off good to anyone, then. Even themselves.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago

Cause their one good generative AI prompt from being replaced!

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