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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 28 minutes ago

"We opened a position in response to feedback from the person whose former role you're interviewing for."

"You increased staffing?"

"No. We created an opening in response to their feedback."

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 4 hours ago

If i wanted to be jobless, sure. lol

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Employees were complaining about low morale. So we threw them a mandatory after work pizza party for team building! It was a real hit, almost everyone showed up!"

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"It wasn't even paid. They just really wanted ~~their job~~pizza."

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I think we put in speed bumps a few years ago due to an employee complaint about speeding. I hate whoever suggested that. Not because people weren't speeding/ riding tails, but now half the people drive 10 MPH going over 20 MPH speed bumps.

In reality we've had a lot of good things due to suggestions over the years.

[–] Nighed@feddit.uk 12 points 3 hours ago

Speed bumps now are designed to make SUVs do 20. I don't have an SUV, I can't do 20 over them!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Your average hiring manager for IC level employees will have no insight into that.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Add I the end of the question, "that had a positive impact on you" they're an employee too afterall

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 points 38 minutes ago

"We are actually a 3rd party responsible for finding and hiring candidates for our clients. We largely operate independently from the company."

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 hours ago

"studdering"?? I wish I could afford that

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 39 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What's studdering? Something to do with breeding animals, I assume?

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 49 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I think they mean if they put on an eye piece and start repairing a watch in front of you. Happened to me so many times.

Someone who studders.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Seeing this picture just made me more grateful for the job I have. Things might suck sometimes, but at least I'm not hunched over a table using tweezers to hand-thread watch studs.

More power to those who can do it, there's probably a calm satisfaction to be gained. But man, it looks tedious.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ahhh - thanks for the excellent explanation, my fellow simian!

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Ape alone... weak. Apes together... talk shit on internet

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Moass when?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Amen, brother!

Kinda feels weird to say considering I'm atheist...

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

Its when a group of students are studying particularly hard

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 points 9 hours ago

Those surveys are just theatre is what I want to hear.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

It will go you those insights but it won’t give you the job .