This is what I look like when I come into the office on a Monday morning.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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Hate to break it to you all, but she just woke up after a nap. The reason she's that groggy-looking is that she was in the process of shedding her winter coat.
Oh, and I never knew white brown bears existed. That was primarily the reason for hunting down the story.
Looks like she is a Himalayan black bear which is a different species from the American black bear.
However there are a few white American black bears but they are typically only found on the western coast of British Columbia and maybe the Alaskan panhandle. Those ones are known as kermode bears or spirit bears and are a unique subspecies on the American black bears.
Lmao, so it was just a nap for a couple of hours? That’s hilarious. Thanks for hunting this down!
My wife after a 30 minute nap. Not the hairy savage part (most times), but rather the groggy disoriented part.
My wife works at the Seattle Zoo. Two weeks ago, she was visiting a friend on a different team at work, and they got a little too loud laughing and catching up…they woke up Bobbi. She was not pleased.
Can I pet that dog?
That video made me laugh so much, then I noticed it was just an edit with the sound from another video :(
Where’s his teddy? 🐻
Where's the coffee?
Also his lower intestine is filled with a plug of moss and pinecones, which have trapped the material in his digestive system, stopping digestion entirely, which he will now need to expel in a painful and gruesome deification so it can start up again.
Much like me in the morning
But he doesn't need coffee for it :/
painful and gruesome deification
Hmm
I'll be up soon, just 5... more... weeks...
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Mom's spaghetti
Oh, bother ...
I would watch a Siberian version in which Christopher Robin is Sakha and Eeyore is a bison.
Looks pretty alert to me. Prick.
I never knew Teddy Bears were real