Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?
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Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.
(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)
That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia
Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose
Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.
i'd pretend to be your roommate but i feel like this is not a unique experience. i took a whiff from about six inches away and wanted to punch whoever gave me the idea to do that (me)
You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.
It's called Adderall.
They'd start gassing people in workplaces
Caffeine inhalers are a thing.
Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas
Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas
Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account
Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…
wonder woman please we have been telling you your septic is clogged. please use the portable bat-loo
Sad gas 😭💨
Mad Gas would basically just be farts I suppose.
Grumpy gas
Anger gas is a terrifying idea. Horny gas??? Also a interesting option
Horny gas is such a interesting option that it may or may not have been studied
At this point I'm certain that literally everything you could potentially think of as a weapon has been at least researched by the US military
I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...
It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.
Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.
To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it
If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective “anger gas”
Adding PCP would likely help too
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Disinterest gas?
CO.
Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.
I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.
Radiation.
🤩 please send me this gas 🤩
My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.
🍆 gas
If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor
SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)
Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.
you need more practice. that should be pride
Depends upon if you are the producer or the consumer.
i dunno my cat let out the nastiest fart at my wife the other day. i was so impressed (that she aimed it properly, also the smell)
This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle
Must. Read.
that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet
Disgust gas is a fart.
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