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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago (1 children)

So, let me get this straight. It's less about your dietary regime and more about getting up off your ass and getting out and burning off the calories you consume?

You need to do both, but you can't outrun your fork

[–] SUDO@reddthat.com 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Vegans eat a LOT of beans to be healthy.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

That's only a downside for the coworkers

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

I love the impossible burgers!

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 29 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

this feels like a strawman. I dont think anyone is going vegan to lose weight. 99% of people you see talk about it do it for ethical reasons.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 hours ago

Yeah but I did it for ethical reasons and ended up gaining weight very quickly lol

[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

It was a major motivation for me at the time, but mostly in the sense of forcing me to radically change my diet

[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I thought that was a single serving sized hummus!?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 38 points 14 hours ago

Snackatarian

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 17 points 12 hours ago (13 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but how do you get all your nutrients on a vegan or vegetarian diet? I'm considering reducing my meat intake but am worried about the nutrient thing

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

Protein: legumes (beans, lentils, peanuts, chickpeas, tofu and other solid soy products)

Calcium: enriched plant milks (convenient) or cruciferous leaves and flowers (healthy) such as collards, kale, or broccoli. Tofu is a good source too. Avoid excessive intakes of salt.

Iron: eat vitamin-C rich food with your meals, such as bell peppers, lemon/lime juice on your food, or drink orange juice.

B-12: you must supplement, either with gummies, enriched plant milk or processed vegan products (vegan sausages, vegan "turkey" slices, etc.)

A vitamin: carrots, cruciferous leaves and flowers (see calcium), squash, cantaloup. Eat with fatty food for better absorption. Eg. Minestrone soup (kale and olive oil)

Omega-3 : tofu is a good source. Flaxseed oil has enough in a teaspoon – it works well on salads. Some nuts are a good source too.

Please visit https://veganhealth.org/ for more information. This site is authored by a registered dietetician.

https://nutritionfacts.org/ is great too.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 6 points 1 hour ago

If you plan to reduce your meat intake, you don't have to consider anything, really.

If you plan to eat fully vegan, you should look up B12 supplements and make sure to get some proteins (beans, lentils, tofu etc). The whole nutrition thing is not as big a problem as you think it is, though. If you're unsure, maybe get a blood test done after a few months.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Vitamin B12 is the main one that's hard to get. It's not really natural to any foods apart from animal products.

Iodine is also a tough one. Though you're probably deficient in this anyway depending on how much sea food and dairy milk you eat. Technically iodine isn't natural to milk, but we feed iodine supplements to dairy cattle.

You can get enough of both of these by drinking enough fortified plant milks, but it's like half a litre a day and idk I find that's just a lot.

I'm personally just lazy and take supplements, the Vegan Society here in the UK do ones that are affordable and have everything you need in them. If you live far enough north or south you should be taking vitamin D supplements anyway, at least during the winter.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nutritional Yeast is a good savory seasoning that supplements b12

Iodized salt is a good source of iodine and doesn't really taste different from the fancy salts when it's dissolved in a sauce or stock, so use it as your cooking salt and you'll be fine

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Sure, but the supermarkets I go to don't stock them.

[–] corvi@piefed.social 26 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

You can pretty much survive on black beans and onions.

Iirc, beans have everything you need except for vitamin c, but I could be wrong about that.

You’re unlikely to be lacking most nutrients in a first world country, even eating tons of junk food.

That’s not me saying it’s okay to live on junk food, that’s me saying essential nutrients aren’t going to be your problem.

Edit:

I looked it up. You’ll be missing some components of a complete protein, so eat some grains too.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Legumes and cereals both have protein, but they both lack some amino acids, while the body needs them in a certain proportion. However, they complement each other in regard to which of the essential amino acids they have, so one should eat both.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 1 points 47 minutes ago

Don't forget tofu! And oatmeal! Powerhouses!

I get super firm tofu and use half the block in an orange chicken and rice dish. The tofu block is 72g in protein, so halving that gets me a solid chunk of protein to end the day.

Also, don't forget, spy and almond milk are fortified and have higher calcium than real milk.

Lastly, if youre feeling down about not finding b12, redbull has 1200% of your daily b12 vitamins lol! Not the healthiest advise at the end, but still haha

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Also seaweed for Taurine.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Red beans and rice is a good dish that will give you vital protein.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And a bit of lime juice for acid will make it taste great and round out a few more vitamins.

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

And combat scurvy!

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 10 hours ago

Ooh I love red beans and rice! Epic

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Corn, beans, and squash is technically a viable diet and was used by a few native american groups for centuries. Its a full protein and very nutritionally dense. It is called the three sisters but they sometimes consumed sunflowers as a fourth sister for their fat content.

[–] 9blb@feddit.org 17 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

There are no nutrients that are exclusively available via meat/dairy. The only thing you might miss out on is B12, but that's usually supplemented in a lot of the vegan substitutes/junk food alternatives already. Anything else you'll get pretty easily by simply eating your regular veggies, beans, legumes etc.

If you truly care about nutrients, then get your blood tested and have them check what you are actually lacking, and then adjust or supplement your diet accordingly. Chances are that you are already low on something even when eating animal products.

[–] tar@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There are no nutrients that are exclusively available via meat/dairy.

that's not true

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tar@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm not a nutritionist, but I know for a fact vitamin a, among others, is not made by plants. I think people should probably just talk to their health care professionals. strangers on the Internet need have no credentials, and often have motivated reasoning.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Humans synthesize Vitamin A from Beta Carotene in plants. Only a small minority of people who are genetically predisposed to less efficient conversion of Beta Carotene would need to supplement with the retinyl form (readily available in supplements)

Per the NIH:

The human diet contains two sources for vitamin A: preformed vitamin A (retinol and retinyl esters) and provitamin A carotenoids [1,5]. Preformed vitamin A is found in foods from animal sources, including dairy products, eggs, fish, and organ meats [1,2]. Provitamin A carotenoids are plant pigments that include beta-carotene, alpha-carotene, and beta-cryptoxanthin [1]. The body converts provitamin A carotenoids into vitamin A in the intestine via the beta-carotene monooxygenase type 1 BCMO1 enzyme [1,3,6], although conversion rates may have genetic variability

[–] tar@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

strangers on the Internet need have no credentials, and often have motivated reasoning.

I think people should probably just talk to their health care professionals.

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[–] mootny@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Iirc just rice and beans cover all essential amino acids so nothing to worry about. Obviously, in the real world scenario the diet will be more varied than that with veggies and grains and stuff so the vitamins/fatty acids will be covered as well. If you want to get real numbers there are apps for this, for example Cronometer - pretty cool. So overall I’d say don’t worry about it, just eat enough and different foods, supplement with B12 and check the bloodwork yearly.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Its not that hard. Gorillas are vegan, they do fine. So are my goats.

i quit meat a bunch of years ago, I try to eat a varied diet, and try to mix greens and grains. I get a check up about once a year and all my blood work comes back fine.

[–] CottonSeed@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 hours ago

gorillas are not vegan. they eat their butt cookies (an animal product), and they eat bugs. but besides that, veganism is an ethical stance, and there is no proof they have ever considered the ethics of animal exploitation.

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was worried for a second that I had missed blocking a vegan community...

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] remon@ani.social -3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Personally I don't care much for self righteous sermons.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 12 hours ago

It's clearly because of the weed. Munchies be too powerful to quell.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

So much BDS.

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