this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago

To quote Donald Trump: “I am […] loser […] from […] Epstein […] island”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 week ago

Ew, do you mind? I'm trying to eat.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Eww, you're not supposed to post literal shit!

[–] mudkip@lemdro.id 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Cheeto Mussolini

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Finally loosing weight. Maybe Ozempic is why he shits himself

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Late-stage dementia patients typically lose a lot of weight, even among those whose diets are monitored. Combined with the drugs he's on, I think they're doing everything they can to keep him alive so he can soak up as much negative press before/if Vance takes over.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

If Vance initiates 25th amendment proceedings before January 20th, 2027, he sacrifices the possibility of a second term.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cancer would, unfortunately, be too slow. Unless it was an extremely aggressive form of cancer. Most kinds people his age get take years to develop, and longer still if you've got amazing healthcare.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just hope that whatever gets him is extremely painful

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If there is a just God(which there isn't), it would be publicly televised torture.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Each day I lament there is no God

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dude i've seen "slow" diseases go in a week and "fast" diseases take a decade. every person likes to think they are unique and when it comes to medicine many of them are.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He shits himself because he had a child on the island put something in his ass and the child kicked it really hard.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a fan of Terry Pratchett's wonderful discworld novels, I would love Mango Mussolini to meet someone who speaks just like he writes his crap on Truth Social - in all caps.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've noticed that the moment Gavin started mocking him with it, he suddenly stopped doing it.

You know he got under orangey pordgey's skin when it makes him change a lifelong habit.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Governor of California.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Generica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Bro stop posting politics onto the shit post community

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yes, we must maintain the lofty standards of the shitposting community.

[–] arrrse@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bro its my 1st post but sure, ill just stop posting all together

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

You posted shit in a shitpost community.
Granted it's disgusting useless shit, but still acceptable.

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trying to figure out what post belongs where, I do think your post belongs in this community.

You didn’t break any rules.

And you posted shit (Trump) in the shit post community.

As usual, I think everything is politics and nothing is not politics. We’re always deciding what deserves attention and what not, what identities to bolster or forget, what worldviews we bolster and which we forget.

So in general I think the division between “politics” and “non-politics” is a bit like the difference between “things that can be thought of” and “things that can’t be thought of”. Everything belongs in the first category and nothing belongs in the second.

I think the more important discussion is whether your post was a shit post. And I totally see it as one.

[–] arrrse@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thanks for appreciating this as the shit its meant to be. And to be honest this isnt supposed to be a politicial post as i was rather trying to make a reference to the Sin Citys Yellow Bastard since these two individuals seem to have something in common

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Posted shit to a shitpost comm

It all seems to check out on my end.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah why is there so much shit in c/Lemmy Shitpost?????????? What could explain this???