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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] thegoodyinthehoody@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a gay man I can whole heartedly tell you only women think men make money just to get women. Plus if a woman is attracted to a guy just because of wealth then that’s a doomed relationship, now go sip your tea

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's mostly so we can afford cool things. Or even just live comfortably without worrying about money.

I think women overestimate how much men think about them, to be honest.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Feels like a Facebook boomer meme

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I swear memes like these seem like a psyops to keep us at each others throats

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[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is this a ragebait?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 185 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Men make money to survive this cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape.

Women make money to survive this cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago (18 children)

I'd hate to break this to you, but the cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape is in its infancy. It's barely learning to crawl yet.

Enjoy the next thousand years or so... if you can...

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hate to break it to you but cyberpunk is a critique of today's world. Tomorrow can always get much worse.

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[–] daslfc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I just dont make money at all

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They forgot about the gays. Again.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody expects the bisexual inquisition

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sad

People will always need each other. Money doesn't change that. People need affection and intimacy. This culture war shit keeps us filtering the world though the "safety" of their apps instead of actually connecting with each other, which is why we're all so fucking miserable imo.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, no — now repeat after me:

Men are bad.

Unless you're a man at which point:

Women are bad.

I hope I helped.

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's true for some women. But I wouldn't be surprised if most working women were either married or in a committed relationship. Plus, a lot of households have two incomes out of necessity. Both partners need to work full time just to make ends meet.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 2 days ago

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is just the couple on the bed meme except where the guy is thinking about legos or some nonsense.

[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Those PC parts aren't gonna buy themselves.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I make money to be with cats.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I make money to not be homeless

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, as an Aroace dude, I don't make money to impress people. I got shit to do.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Women hate men. They don't date men, go out with them, hang out, marry them, fuck them or become their girlfriends. This is known since time immemorial.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Yeah I don’t think that’s the cut down they think it is.

[–] zen@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] CheesyFox 1 points 5 hours ago

Congrats on being a trans ally???

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I make money to eat and buy books.

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

This reads like the "manspreading" video that Russia put out to get us to hate each other.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Plenty of men work overtime so they don’t have to go back to their wife or gf

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