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you really honed in on that one
Manatee
African or European?
I don’t know.
Ladden or unladden?
Anxie-tea
Ice tea, obviously.
Watching SVU used to be a guilty pleasure because his character was so shocked at the concept of sex. As a career detective in the special victims unit. You know, the sex crimes unit. Ice T would say things like "men.... Having sex with men?!"
... But personally I like the whole clip.
I do remember him being surprised at pigtails at some point too. Fin Tutuola is maybe New York's most of out of place detective.
I also remember him finding a pair of testicles in an ice bucket during daytime television. That show was nuts.
I was going to say treaty, but aren't most teas tree teas?
most teas are tree leaves. only Kukicha is made from the tree
Teaz nuts!
Thedicksofawholefraterni-tea
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
Uranium tea 🤤🤤
Did you hear this from that Singing Puns chick?
I did not, do you have a link? I'm always looking to score another source
You can look for Singing Puns but it's just a thirst trap.