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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Usually it is done by two or more people.”

Listen, I don’t appreciate being called out like this.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

And now devising ways to roleplay while whacking it is my new mental rabbit hole.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I can't masturbate to this until I know which one is the cuck.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Good point, they are probably the one who gets ridden the most of these options.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously the guy tied up.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Plus he's being stepped on, that pairs nicely.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

They took turns.

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago

When your kink is the trolley problem

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Hmmm.... Is it AI or are they casually lifting 100 lbs with a bent elbow and no apparent lean?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 23 points 2 weeks ago

His third arm is doing all the lifting. That's what makes it kinky

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  1. Elbow is clearly bent

  2. Stance is wide

  3. Lean cannot be appraised from this angle

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd argue that he only needs to hold that position for seconds.

He's standing with his back fairly straight, and is supporting some of her weight on his thighs. The natural way to hold a weight like that is bent elbow, held close to the body.

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not even from the shadow?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not AI, I saw this picture years ago.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean, 100lb isn't all that much for a man in ok shape if proper form is used (and he's using proper form).

I'm not ripped by any means, and I know I can hold a minimum of 90lb one handed without leaning (the max my power blocks go to).

If you can do a pull-up, you can do this.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Swolbraham Lincoln.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do women want to be tied up by Abraham Lincoln?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd argue that it's more of a Snidely Whiplash sort of situation. One of them is going to be tied to the rails and railed.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I had to look that one up. I'm just curious, about how old are you? I mean no disrespect.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dudley DoRight cartoons were popular in the mid-60s, and featured Dudley as the Royal Canadian Mounty, the beautiful sweet Nell, and villain Snidely Whiplash. Snidely was always kidnapping Nell and tying her the train tracks for some reason. It was pretty much the same plot in every episode.

They may have been from the same studio as Rocky And Bullwinkle.

[–] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

It was a segment on the rocky and Bullwinkle show itself.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rocky & Bullwinkle looks like it was in regular syndication in pretty much every decade as late as the mid 2000s, so I guess as long as you were a kid during one of those times (or during the original run in the 50s and 60s), you could've been familiar with Snidely.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I know of ‘R&B’ via video games that were made in the nineties.

Apparently also comic books were made in the eighties, ending idk when, then from 2013 to 2014 and 2017 to 2020. Plus there was an animated reboot ‘The Mr. Peabody & Sherman Show’ on Netflix in 2015-2017, and another one ‘The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle’ on Amazon in 2018.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

being pinned against the wall and choked by abraham lincoln isnt the worst thing

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

jester might be my favourite m9 member :3

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't know about the ladies but.... (ass-quality but I couldn't find a better one)

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is our collective memory of this trope (man ties woman to train tracks) all based on one instance of it in one silent movie, or was it really as widespread a cliché as it seems to us nowadays? 🤔

[–] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let's just say the local millinery has an ethical obligation to alert the railroad's security detail when top hat sales rise.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is he about to tie her to a train track?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

That comes after.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, right before he asks you to watch a lever for him.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and then along came jones, tall thin jones, slow walking jones, slow talking jones, along came longly legged jones...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do the tracks need to be in a fursuit? 🤨

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

They need to be furry so they can run a furry train, duh.