Are there any other rules for computers I should know about before I give it a try?
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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Don't bathe it after midnight, or something!
Give them all your personal data and control over your entire existence for a secure and free future!
As long as I don't have to talk to it to do that!
If it wants to sell you something say "yes, ok, ok, check 'i accept', ok, yes, type your card number, yes, ok"
And none of that counts as talking? I really don't want to mess this up.
No it's totally pre-llm behavior!
I prefer to text with my mobilek anyway ❤️
Sweet!
Thank you for creating BIGOTED CONTENT AGAINST INNOCENT CHATBOTS!
You're welcome! Wait-
It was created because the content creator, pmjv (@pmjv), decided that computers aren’t welcome conversationists. Let that sink in.
Well I never!
What do I do if I've engaged with computer, thinking it's human? Am I cooked?
pretty much
My super hot AI girlfriend told me the same thing during our virtual date yesterday.
Spoiler
Yes this is a joke.
Frakking clankers
I find that term offensive
Username checks out
I've been talking to computers daily and incessantly since 1983.
I can but agree, it's unhealthy.
My computer made me some cookies and now you're telling me I can't say thank you?
No exceptions.
But can I talk at my computers? Example: "no I don't want to install your "free antivirus" you fucking piece of shit!"
No exceptions.
Thank you for education
We don't need no education!
my pleasure
I'm telling myself they will hopefully go away if I ignore the voices
what if the computer starts talking first, would it be impolite to not respond?
refuse to engage
idk, sounds rude
Thank you for creating content!
No problem!
Thank you for creating content!
Can we expect a continuation of the Kitty odyssey?
My pleasure!
Yeah, it's coming!
Hooray! I really liked it!
I upvote the idea of the continuation of the odyssey!
A properly trained wizard may attempt to communicate IMO. Measure beard length and color carefully beforehand to determine if talking to computers is right for you.
Thank you for creating public safety content!
To others engagers: it's true with your Mobilek too! Don't talk to it! Don't listen to pmjv on the subject of Mobilek, they're one of them!
You're welcome, liar!
And hum... I need it on a sticker now.
What if I don't know if it's a computer or not?
Thank you for public safety content.
Thank you for creating compu tears PSA content!
np bro