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I play charades at my doctor. Does that count?
walked right into it
The bar just went up, folks.
That I did not see that one coming. Chapeau OP
Oh godamnit.
Ok, this one got me. I was at a... Loss.
I knew what it was going to be from the first panel, and it was amazing
"If so, you may be entitled to compensation for your loss."
Have you ever
Ever felt like this
Have strange things happened?
Are you going round the twist?
Love that people instantly got this.
Have you ever burst through the door of the emergency room?
I have tried many times, man. But it’s always a really well maintained, automatic, glass sliding door. It leaves no wiggle room for dramatic bursting.
Run into it before it has a chance to open.
Can't say I ever made a dramatic entrance into a hospital, but I did once jump into a cab and said "follow that car". Let me tell you man, it felt great. Was amazing. The other car was a friend's and we were going somewhere together as a large group, but still. I recommend everyone at least do that once in their lives. Such a thrill. 10/10.
I sort of did that once accidentally. I was six or seven and riding the school bus when a sports car blasted past. I thought the car was cool and so that it would be funny if someone were to lean out into the aisle and shout "follow that car!"
Then I realized I was already doing that rather than just picturing it in my head. I don't know if "funny" is the right word but certainly there was a lot of laughter, especially by those who could see my realization face.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
This is a work of art for the ages
The year was 2008...
I was there, on the day it was posted.
Read these in Westside Gunn's voice and was not disappointed.
A similar event took place.
No, not this time