Microblog Memes

I'm an air crash investigator now.

I writr books :D

means ill be super poor 'caus I dont know how to write :)

thankfully I won't be harrassed by a hivemind into joining them like the protagonist :)

I guess I am an attractive lady AI bot that doesn't really have a profession, but is eager to people watch. I think she drew a drawing once a day. She also killed two human guys.

I’m late to the party and also laundering money in the Ozarks. Fml!

I just watched the Tuvix episode of Voyager. Looks like I'm going through the transporter in the morning.

I'm now a predator. Not sure what kind of work they do when they dont visit backwards planets and hunt monkeys with laser cannons for sport, but I guess that's what I'm doing.

Cadet in the Starfleet

I'll take it.

I slay titans but also I am one.

Seriously flawed Sheriff in Wyoming, honestly I could think of worse fates.

I kick ass for the lord

I'm watching Die-Hard right now, so unfortunately I would be a cop. ACAB, and I'm married, so I would have to kms.

Alien.

I can be happy as an orange tomcat in space.

Dread Pirate ~~edgesmash~~ Roberts, checking in.

I'm the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant.... great.

Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.

I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.

Hockey. 🫦

Colonel Me, SG-1

A bear with a large house and no job as far as I'm aware.

Retired lieutenant-colonel, engineer, and TV presenter.

I get to kill Kaiju by turning into one?

I'm an architect

Better get my ass to Mordor and chuck this ol ring into a volcano.

Look at me, I'm the Spider-Man now.

I guess I'm stuck as a partner to a fox

History Teacher and Bit role Actor

Aristocratic kung-fu auntie

crown prince during the joseon era of korea

i do not understand korean

Cool, I'm the devil, nightclub owner and fighting crime.

Who's considered the main character in SNL? Bcz that's the last show I watched.

Currently watching Bohemian Rhapsody.... I am the greatest front man who ever lived.

Welp, I'm the last person on Earth, making a vlog while trying to navigate the loneliness of being alone, and avoiding nesters

Apparently I'm a Catholic priest in upstate New York that was accused of murder.

I watched Adventure Time.

Astronaut!

Watching For All Mankind

Whatever sonic does in Sonic Underground.

Immortal travelling mage. Hmm... Doesn't sound bad, actually.

Middle manager at a paper making company. Then unemployed, warehouse worker, unemployed again, murderer then automation overseer. Sounds pretty grim