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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 25 minutes ago

So we banned ...water vapor. Well done, house committee.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Please pass this bill, that'd be so hilarious, the US inadvertently closing it's airspace semi permanently because they're such dumbasses

Alabama not the US house. That headline needs a lot of context

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

The chemtrails aren't a thing, but in the legislators small mind, who would be behind them? Are they actually thinking that there's some private individual that is spending billions building a secret massive network of bribed pilots and bribed mechanics that are spraying such chemicals to change the weather or influence the people in some ways?

[–] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

This is what the decline in education and humility gets you in America.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Whoopee. Now the fucking fringers have become the mainstream.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Should be easy for the airlines to comply with, since they don't leave chemtrails, they leave contrails.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That sounds like something someone with a degree in ozone would say!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I don't believe you. Begin firing on my signal.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why ban them? What's in them?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

And the 5Gs

[–] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The sad thing is that there is a huge amount that could be done for global warming with some basic legislation around contrails. Clouds that high in the atmosphere are quite bad in terms of greenhouse effect. By avoiding flying through areas that they'd be generated there's a surprisingly large environmental benefit for minimal cost. A good explainer: https://youtu.be/QoOVqQ5sa08

[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 10 points 6 hours ago

I never thought it about as a green house thing before though I do remember reading an article many years ago that contrails do contribute when they spread out into cirrostratus clouds.

I was a meteorologist in the Air Force and did make forecasts telling pilots at what levels to fly to avoid making contrails since having a long silver line pointing to your exact location makes sneak attacks a little difficult. Perhaps commercial airlines should make use of that information. It's usually just a few thousand foot difference. Fly a little higher or lower and problem solved.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 37 points 15 hours ago

Alabama State House. Not the U.S. House.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We live in the stupidest timeline.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Red State voters living in abject poverty: "Republicans is gittin important stuff done!"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

10 Years After SCOTUS Gutted Voting Rights Act, Alabama Turnout Gap Is Worse

Apart from 2018, the white-Black turnout gap increased each year from 2012 through 2022. During last year’s election, the white-Black gap was 9 points — triple the size of the gap only a decade ago. Put differently, some 90,000 more Black voters would have participated in Alabama last year if Black turnout had reached parity with white turnout. The white-nonwhite turnout gap remained at 13 percentage points, the same as in 2020 — translating to roughly 150,000 ballots uncast by people of color.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 60 points 20 hours ago (6 children)
[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

3-4 decades of purposefully undermining public education

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

More like 5-7 decades.. "anti-nerd" culture has been popular since about the 50's

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Republicans are in control

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Why do you say “we?” I had no part in this bill, and you probably didn’t either.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it's impossible to ban natural clouds but planes could avoid making contrails by just not flying in the zone where their exhaust would cause them. Source: I was a weatherman in the Air Force and would tell military pilots where to fly to not have a shiny line pointing to their exact location if such information could be a concern.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well that could be problematic.

So I’m curious now… what conditions cause the contrails? Certain temps, humidity, wind speed? I would think very humid cold air but that’s just a guess.

[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 2 points 4 hours ago

In answer to your question: yes. Humid cold pure air. By pure, I mean no contaminates until the hyrdrocarbons from the jet fuel are emitted into that pure, moist air. To form a droplet, a nucleus is needed. The hydrocarbons of the jet engine exhaust provide that nuclueus.

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 14 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

No more air travel, I guess?

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[–] 0x0f@piefed.social 137 points 1 day ago (48 children)

Should be easy, considering they don't exist to begin with. 

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