this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did you see any swallows nearby?

[–] derry@midwest.social 15 points 2 days ago

European or African?

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you suppose one of them could have carried it up there?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

There is no way a 4 ounce bird could pick up a 1 pound coconut

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

LOOK AT THIS FOOL, HE'S SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE!

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

Context:
🥥💨kamala-coconut-tree

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this just how coconuts spread? Floating their seeds across the ocean?

[–] LetterLiker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Yes, they can wind up in Europe if they catch the right current

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our lands!

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

More like scuba diving, bay's only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice

[–] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

there has never been a place that was not made better by coconuts. embrace the future. for this one specific time, it could be nice.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

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[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, this MF's probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

squidward-nochill the fuck did that poor coconut do to them ducks?

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Must of bonk 'em on their heads while they were under the ice.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what kind of ducks do you have?!

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Monty Python had no idea this was possible.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

god forbid a tourist visit your hideous icy shores. though why they'd bother to deal with the heaps of your ignorance i'll never know

i've got a loverly bunch of coconuuuutsss