this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Why is all the cool shit only in c/fake news?!?!? angry-hex

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

extremely critical support for this public masturbator.

[–] isame@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

That was a fucking rollercoaster of emotion. Well done. It's sad to say it wasn't until the cops died in the headline that I started to really doubt.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

passive voice implies the 6 officers were killed by friendly fire

[–] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 8 points 5 days ago

The chief of police was happy to report in a later press conference that no white officers were harmed during the altercation

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

c/fakenews

asagiri please say sike...

[–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Oh no...was it area man Dan Bongos again?

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Damn, I was ready to crab-party

[–] Biddles@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago
[–] LuhimeWired@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Holy shit this is awesome

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Is that Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Quick, someone post this in /c/lathenews lathe-of-heaven

[–] Valarie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 days ago

It took me a minute to realize this wasnt talking about the target down the street from where I am