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[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honestly he's one of the most transparently unhappy and insecure people I've ever seen. Imagine having all that wealth and still exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

he is a divorced dad

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

Leather jacket? Check.

Cigar (but looks like he's trying to imitate the Duke)? Check

and more...

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 days ago

That's awful.

Elon Musk should never be happy.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago

It shows. A happy person wouldn't pay people to professionally play their Diablo 4 and POE2 accounts so they can pretend they are good at video games.

[–] apepi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Maybe the answer is more Ketamine. Just keep it taking it buddy, you'll get there eventually.

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 16 points 2 days ago

Bro, cry me a fucking river. You've hurt countless people with your actions, you SHOULD be miserable.

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago

Well, try large amounts of heroine. You'll certainly not regret doing large amounts of heroine...

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He’s not happy since Jeff stopped having the wildest parties every day/night….

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol, not only was he not invited, he was a try hard trying to get in

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

thank you, good sir

He was desperately tryin'

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

(girls FTW!)

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good. Nazis deserve to suffer.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This guy needs to study the Christmas Carol

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

"Chuck! We're gonna need a whole lotta ghosts!"

[–] morto@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago

I also wouldn't be happy if I looked at the mirror and realized I was elon musk

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Oh no, Elon is not happy! Anyway....

[–] husmus3274@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Have you tried to let others be happy? Maybe that will make yourself happier

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Good. This brightens my day

[–] hesh@quokk.au 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then you don't need those billions

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

just need a few more to get happiness

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning

*warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental

[–] interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ll never understand this pursuit for wealth and power. It really doesn’t take that long in life to figure out that accumulating material wealth is not what makes you happy. You get momentary pleasure from obtaining that new car, but it quickly fades and the baseline shifts, and you are back to being miserable. And the type of pleasure you get from it feels so fake anyway.

Do these miserable cunts really think that getting the next billion dollars will finally make them happy and at peace?

they make countless people incredibly miserable for their wealth, and that are still fucking miserable. who the fuck is all of this for then!!!

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago

There’s one thing he can never have, which is enough

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.