Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation with a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.
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In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it's a 'Level 99' boss are definitely overthinking it.
I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol
like idk if I'm ace or not because I dont dislike the idea of doing it with someone, but like my drive to do it is really low compared to how other people describe it
I'm also on estrogen, progesterone, an antidepressant, and 2 different kind of anxiety meds and they are probably a factor worth mentioning
some dudes do bong rips
i do pit rips
I think it's weird. Like, people who enjoy this are obviously in the minority... At the same time, I would never judge anyone with this fetish, I wouldn't even think about it or bring it up. Who the hell cares what consenting adults do!?
Proof that armpits are peak
Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls
Like that:
Or like that:
pitties smell better most deef
I see you haven't experienced pibble farts.
dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who's farts could strip paint.
I don't understand lemmy posts that aren't about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Does tim buckely ever regret unleashing this thing upon the internet?
Edit: i've done some archeology here, look at what i found, it mentions sars: https://youtu.be/CJullQaDzS0
Is this armpit?
armpit loss sounds like a very weird disease symptom
how would that even work
I'm ace I think all the things people do because they're horny are weird
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
Sometimes I wish I wasn't horny all the time
I'm ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be 'explained' by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that's completely incomprehensible to me, and I can't help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
i'm fucking bricked bro
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It's often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman's feet. Also it's an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
I'm not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
People keep saying this, but i've been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans'n'jeans make you feel a certain way?
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All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn't getting enough sex
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
You must get up very early
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