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Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
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I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn't own one.
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
I didn't want this....but now?
a need was created in me
Something has awoken inside me.
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe... maybe I'll get the plushie
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife's boyfriend? Can't have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
It's actually the world Christians are hoping for too.
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
It can do both. So always keep a squeaky toy on hand.
Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase
My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard
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It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.
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Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?
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Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.
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Funny I thought it was the "the world is only 6000 years old" group that thought this was real for their ancestors?
Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!
You heartless monster. I can't say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.
Nice kitty
I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!
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Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...
It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.
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Yes, but Hermes instead
Me and my Dimetrodon saw you from across the club, and we liked your vibe.
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