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Look, Sigmund! Look at the sky!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Oh well, might as well collect some suspicious pebbles, can't be worse than whatever it was supposed to be.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Is he a nut case?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A bit big for a pebble, but yeah, looks mightily suspicious!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is what they're calling AI btw. We are replacing workers with really bad, text predictors.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

I mean they are actually really good text predictors, so good they are gaslighting some of the CEOS themselves into thinking their intelligent. But they are just that and nothing more.

True, but really no person would have known what the fuck he was on about either. It's just a job that was better off not being done at all

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I don’t think the AI does the speech-to-text, I think that’s the same tech as we’ve had for a while. This is just regular Siri not understanding someone who’s hassle asleep and mumbling.

I think these pebbles can make you fly so high.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't remove pebbles from their natural habitat

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And don't feed them after midnight.

Don't get them wet either

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m gonna guess it was β€œcall…” and then something but I can’t figure out what the something was

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I mean maybe if you're slurring... "call Eric's bitch's" something?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're supposed to connect with the serious rebels, enough of this poser resistance bullshit.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, no. They clearly need to inspect furious pimples. They look REAL angry

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

As an American who doesn't support fascism, I read this as "Fuck the democrats, lets start a REAL opposition party!"

And......yeah, I'm in. What're we doing?

Well obviously the answer is press for more… 😁

[–] cm0002@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago

Kinda sus bro

[–] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Some droppings found in the yard probably.