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[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Lemmyglad@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

S'all good, man.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

cheap and will cover your murders up

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

When the going gets tough you don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a criminal lawyer

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I go Saul unless She Hulk is willing to go ham in the court room and beat up opposing counsel.

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

In that case I'd pick Higurima

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Easy choice, yes.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Depends. If I'm innocent, Daredevil. If I'm guilty, Saul. Both will go the extra mile outside of the courtroom, albeit in very different ways.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She Hulk because she mommy

Death by snu snu?

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] unaware@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

true, I also choose Morgan for... reasons...

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

No Cousin Vinny?

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Where's Lionel Hutz?

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Prepare to feel the power... OF ATTORNEY!!!

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back when colbert was funny lol

He was still reductive, though

BETTER CALL SAUL

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

phoenix and saul but only because i want them to start a passionate love affair. as the executioner is about to throw the switch they have their first kiss and a tear rolls down my cheek

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

maya-devious nick will defend me, he hasn't let me down ever... except for that time I got kidnapped... and that other time... Second thoughts, let's choose Saul

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck I'm so going to jail.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

You know Harvey would negotiate with Mentok to get my Possession Of An Unregistered Guitar charge upgraded to the death penalty

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

okay now I'm imagining a sequel to Poker Night at the Inventory with this cast and it slaps

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I think the funny monkey will do a good job. Plus you can pay him in bananas!

Phoenix for sure